Tag: marc kasowitz
OH HELLO, OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE!
LOOK HOW MANY STORIES WE WROTE ABOUT RUSSIA THIS YEAR, OH MY GOD.
Sorry, Donald Trump, the grown-ups are talking.
You'd think that people who have been criminals for ten years would be better at crime, right?
Another day, another Trump family lawyer successfully prank-fucked by email!
All the players seem BIGLY SPOOKED right now. Is shit about to go down?
Yeah, Trump knew about the Russia Meeting. HIS OWN LAWYERS TOLD HIM!
It might be time to panic, America, because your president surely is.
Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.
The WEAK AND FAILING JAY SEKULOW, everyone!
What's the connection between Donald Trump Jr., Marc Kasowitz, Preet Bharara, and a METRIC FUCKTON of Russians? Let's get out our Glenn Beck whiteboard!
Imagine sexting with him!
DRIP DRIP DRIPPY DRIPPY SPLISH SPLASH FUCKING GO TO JAIL.
DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP.
EVERYTHING IS OBAMA'S FAULT.
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