Tag: magic

Tucker Carlson Unsure If Witches Are Legally Allowed To Cast Spells On Donald Trump

To be fair, the only thing he's sure about is that black people scare him.

The Snake Oil Bulletin: And Now For Some Olden Timey Bullcrap!

Greetings and salutations, friends! It's time once again for your favoritest little traveling stage show, the Snake Oil Bulletin! We've got a jam-packed agenda this go around, so let's dive right into the muck by harking back to a...

The Snake Oil Bulletin: Creationist Aliens Want To Exorcise The Witchcraft From Your ‘Puter

Welcome back, saints and sinners alike! It's time once again for the Snake Oil Bulletin! Are your souls in need of spiritual cleansing from our old friend Alien Jesus? Are you ready to hear the truth of God's word...

The Snake Oil Bulletin: When Your Psychic Tells You To Buy Her A Time Machine, Run Away

Welcome back to the Snake Oil Bulletin, your weekly round up of the worst in fraudsters, scamsters, and con artists to grace the pages of this here internet machine. We have an update from a story we ran last...
Barely Legal?

How Old Is The Earth? Golly Gee, Republicans Running For President *Just Don’t Know*!

How old is the Earth? The Earth is approximately 4.5 billion years old. How do we know that the Earth is 4.5 billion years old? Magic Science. tl;dr: A bunch of people who know a lot of stuff did all these studies,...
If beheading was good enough for Leonora Dori Galigai, it's good enough for college guys who play Magic: The Gathering

Silly Oklahoma Christian, You Are Supposed To Burn The Witch, Not Behead Him

OMG there's been another religiously motivated beheading (fine, near-beheading) in Oklahoma! In Stillwater on Wednesday, 21-year-old Isaiah Zoar Marin had been watching a whole bunch of YouTube videos about Christianity, when apparently, the Spirit of the Lord drove him to...

Does Everybody Have Their New Wonkette Commenting Account?

Unlike the last time we had to switch commenting systems -- when we got gay-divorced from Gawker Media, going on three years ago -- this "move up" seems to have gone a hell of a lot better. How do...

We Are Sick, Depressed & Near Death, But Still Better Than the U.S. Senate

The results of many tragic health studies were dumped on America last night, and the prognosis is Awful. You already knew 67% of us were overweight or obese, but did you know nearly half the adults in this country...

Nancy Pelosi’s Magic Hammer Gives Obama Full Dictatorship of Earth!

Somehow, holding only the White House plus big majorities in the House and Senate after an epic 2008 victory in which Communism ("overwhelming majority of American voters") defeated America, the Fascists have "passed their health care reform legislation" using...

Congresswomen Waters And Brown Go Nuts Over Basketball

Hey nerds how much do you love NBA Finals season, hmmm? Feast your eyes on this cute thing, which involves two political ladies trash-talking over their basketball teams. Maxine Waters won't even shake her friend's hand, that is how...

Hippie Floating Outside White House

Spring is almost here! How do we know? These goddamn hippies doing "magic" outside the White House. Stalin wouldn't allow this if he was still president.

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