Tag: maggie haberman

Trump Poor

No, Mr. President, you cannot borrow a fucking dollar.

Hi, Maggie Haberman! New NYT Social Media Guidelines! Did You Read Them, Maggie Haberman? DID YOU?

A little fan-mail, from yr Wonkette to Maggie Haberman.

Your Weekly Top Ten Hasn’t Been Blocked By Maggie Haberman YET

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES ABOUT MAGGIE HABERMAN RIGHT NOW!

Tom Price Quits Because He’s Too Grifty For Donald Fucking Trump

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST.

If Maggie Haberman’s Hot Takes Get Any Hotter, We’re All Going To Burn To Death

You guys, Maggie Haberman is wrong about a thing again.

New York Times’s Maggie Haberman Has Chosen To Be A Dick Today

How DARE Nate Silver suggest the New York Times's coverage of Hillary's emails was anything but PERFECT?

Breaking! Trump Made ‘Idiot’ Jeff Sessions Commit Hara-Kiri, But He Got Better

You guys, Donald Trump made Jeff Sessions CRY A LOT this summer after Robert Mueller was appointed.

Glenn Thrush Clearly Woke Up On The ‘Chris Cillizza’ Side Of The Bed This Morning

We're sorry, Glenn, but we have to make an example out of you right now.

Farewell, Steve Bannon, You Malevolent Shit Monster! May You Stub Your Big Toe On Your Way Out!

Stinky jizz-encrusted Nazi trashfire Steve Bannon doesn't have to go home, but he can't stay in the White House.

No For Real Trump’s New York Times Interview Is Literally Fucking Bonkers (Part Deux!)

More highlights from the most bugfuck interview Trump has given since last time he gave a bugfuck interview!

Donald Trump’s NYT Interview Was HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

We're not saying that Maggie Haberman slips POTUS a mickey before these interviews...but we're not NOT saying it either!

Trump Gave The Russians ISRAELI Intelligence! Have Fun On Your ISRAEL TRIP, Mr. President!

Hahahahahaha oh God, he literally is shitting on Israel. Is today's GOP cool with that?

Is Donald Trump Recording People Like A Common Nixon?

He likes to watch.