Tag: maggie haberman

Hannity Builds Million Dollar Housing Empire With Uncle Sam. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 23, 2018

Sean Hannity has some explaining to do, Trump calls Michael Cohen his bestest loyal stooge, and more Scott Pruitt money fuckery. Your morning news brief.

Sad And Lonely Trump Misses His Old Wife-Beaty Friend Rob :(

WAAAAAAAAH, it's unfair that Rob Porter had to go away just because he beated all the wives.

You’re Not Gonna Believe This, But Another Lawyer In The White House Would Like To Quit

We are starting to sense a pattern here!

Pretty Sure Donald Trump Just Added The ‘My Pillow’ Guy To His Team Of Rent-A-Lawyers

Meet Joe diGenova! You are gonna LOVE HIM.
Gonna fuck you up!

Robert Mueller’s Investigation Will Be Over When It’s Fucking Over, You Hear That, Donald Trump?

Here's all your latest Mueller investigation news! SPOILER it is all real dumb.

Hey, Can Trump Talk To Mueller’s Witnesses? Is That Kosher Or LOL?

New York Times 'sources' say Don McGahn is a *living saint*.

Everybody Wants To GTFO Of The Trump White House, So It Sucks How Big Lots Probably Won’t Hire Them

We wouldn't hire any of these fuckers either.

Knock Knock, Ivanka, FBI Calling! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 2, 2018

Vanky and Jared both under SO MANY 'vestigations, panicked Ben Carson trying to give his dinette money back, and White House staffers are stuck on the Trump train.

Chris Wray Says ACTUALLY Sarah Huckabee Sanders And John Kelly Are Total Fucking Liars Who Lie

The White House can't even keep track of its own lies anymore.

Trump Lawyers Say No Robert Mueller Interview, Because Their Client Is BIGLY FUCKING LIAR

Keep stalling, assholes. You're just giving Robert Mueller time to strengthen his case EVEN MORE.

Wonkette Breathlessly Awaiting Chris Cillizza’s Analysis Of Today’s Hillary Clinton And Steve Wynn Stories

Ten bucks he figures out a way to blame both stories on Hillary.

New York Times Takes Break From Kissing Trump’s Ass, Kisses Melania’s Ass Instead

What the fuck is wrong with the New York Times?

Trump Tried To Saturday Night Massacre Robert Mueller By The Pussy, But He Couldn’t Get There

What kind of Saturday Night LMAO-ssacre is this?

President Loud Stupid Talked To Reporters Without Adult Supervision Again. It Went Just Great.

Trump CAN'T WAIT to testify before Robert Mueller's grand jury! Just kidding, Trump's lawyer says that is fake news.