Tag: maggie haberman
The White House can't even keep track of its own lies anymore.
Keep stalling, assholes. You're just giving Robert Mueller time to strengthen his case EVEN MORE.
Wonkette Breathlessly Awaiting Chris Cillizza’s Analysis Of Today’s Hillary Clinton And Steve Wynn Stories
Ten bucks he figures out a way to blame both stories on Hillary.
What the fuck is wrong with the New York Times?
What kind of Saturday Night LMAO-ssacre is this?
Trump CAN'T WAIT to testify before Robert Mueller's grand jury! Just kidding, Trump's lawyer says that is fake news.
Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS
In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME.
NOW FEATURING TUCKER CARLSON AND KELLYANNE CONWAY AND HOPE HICKS AND MAGGIE HABERMAN!
The lovers' quarrel between Bannon and Trump gets brutal, Trump gets ready to drill, baby, drill, and Ellen DeGeneres invites Eric Trump to her big, gay agenda.
He's going to get us all killed.
Fusion GPS sounds off about Trump-Russia, Steve Bannon kicks Jared Kushner and Don Jr in the dick, and Trump threatens nuclear war on Twitter (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.
Good thing the news is slow today and Cillizza had time to do this!
Is this the dumbest, most ill-advised fight Donald Trump has ever picked? Oh, we think so!
The howler monkeys WILL NOT STOP FUCKING HOWLING about how Robert Mueller, one of the most respected law enforcement officials in American history, IS A BIG GAY UNFAIR HILLARY LOVER.
HE DOES NOT WATCH 8 HOURS OF TV A DAY, SHUT UP FAKE NEWS.
GOP tries try ram tax cuts (for rich) down our throats, Roy Moore doesn't think women should vote, and Trump's aides are giving up. Your morning news brief.