Tag: maggie haberman

Trump Hands Kirsten Gillibrand Knife, Begs Her To Chop Off His Peener

Is this the dumbest, most ill-advised fight Donald Trump has ever picked? Oh, we think so!

How Is Robert Mueller The Literal Devil Today?

The howler monkeys WILL NOT STOP FUCKING HOWLING about how Robert Mueller, one of the most respected law enforcement officials in American history, IS A BIG GAY UNFAIR HILLARY LOVER.

The 69,872 Most Crazy-Ass Scoops In Maggie Haberman’s New Profile Of King Trump

HE DOES NOT WATCH 8 HOURS OF TV A DAY, SHUT UP FAKE NEWS.

Trump Aides Quit Trying To Control Him. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 30, 2017

GOP tries try ram tax cuts (for rich) down our throats, Roy Moore doesn't think women should vote, and Trump's aides are giving up. Your morning news brief.

Deranged Orange Jackass Wandering White House Searching For Obama’s Real Birf Certifkit

BREAKING: Donald Trump has lost his fucking marbles again.

If James O’Keefe Had Asked Chris Cillizza For #Journalism Advice, None Of This Would Have Happened

Who wants to watch Chris Cillizza suck his own dick? WAIT, COME BACK!

Trump Tells Maggie Haberman To Say He’s Not Mad And She’s Like ‘OK BOSS!’

Maggie Haberman is bad at journalism again.
History's Greatest Monster, 2016 Edition

IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO PAID FOR THE FUCKING DOSSIER, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

It doesn't matter who paid for opposition research IF IT'S FUCKING TRUE, YOU IDIOTS.

Maggie Haberman SO MAD About … THE DOSSIER. Wonkagenda For Wed., Oct. 25, 2017

Republicans try a new distraction, Mike Pence kills consumer safety in a tux, and Devin Nunes is still an ignorant slut. Your morning news brief.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Sick And Tired Of Talking About John Kelly

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Trump Poor

No, Mr. President, you cannot borrow a fucking dollar.

Hi, Maggie Haberman! New NYT Social Media Guidelines! Did You Read Them, Maggie Haberman? DID YOU?

A little fan-mail, from yr Wonkette to Maggie Haberman.

Your Weekly Top Ten Hasn’t Been Blocked By Maggie Haberman YET

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES ABOUT MAGGIE HABERMAN RIGHT NOW!

Tom Price Quits Because He’s Too Grifty For Donald Fucking Trump

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST.

If Maggie Haberman’s Hot Takes Get Any Hotter, We’re All Going To Burn To Death

You guys, Maggie Haberman is wrong about a thing again.