BREAKING NEWS Pat Robertson and Jim Bakker are disgusting assholes.
There's a new village idiot in town, y'all.
Well shoot, guess nobody will remember the Civil War now.
Here's a cool way to boost school achievement: Make the poorer students statistically disappear!
Hey, know who ELSE rounded up lots of people?
Democrats with a spine? WHOA IF TRUE!
Almost guaranteed to be a sore winner.
It's morning in America, so you can read the racist graffiti more clearly.
David Duke doesn't hate ALL Jews. Just the ones who are in on the conspiracy.
Son of a gun, too many idiots run, on the Bayou.
The NCAA has pulled championship games out of North Carolina, citing the state's godawful and discriminatory HB2 law. UNFAIR!
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is sticking his dumb nose in where it doesn't belong, again.
Phyllis Schalfly knows what the real scandal of the Louisiana floods is: The government's providing help to people who no speako English, encouraging them to avoid assimilating.
You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
Gavin Long, the suspect in the killings of three Louisiana cops, believed the law didn't apply to him, because 'freedom.'
David Duke is planning a run for Congress against Steve Scalise, the House Majority Whip, because it's that kind of election year.