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Eugene Hippies It Is Your Night To Shine!

Bedeck yourselves in patchouli and myrrh! Company is here!

Boise, Eugene, Sacramento, Sonoma And Cali Coast: Clean Up, Company’s Coming!

Sonoma, we are crazy worried for you!

Dumb Trump Muscle Goon Keith Schiller Quitting White House Because John Kelly Makes Him Cry

Goodbye, Keith! Time to go cry somewhere else, Keith!

Salt-Of-The-Earth Trump Racist Stephen Miller Lives In VERY SEXXXY ‘COSMOPOLITAN BIAS’ DC DIGS!

Stephen Miller is JUST LIKE YOU, deplorable Trump supporters!

Auntie Maxine Waters Says She Just Learned What ‘Shade’ Means, Uh Huh You Bet

Quoth the woman who INVENTED SHADE.

Trump Tries To Hide ANOTHER Putin Meeting. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 19, 2017

Trump has a secret dinner with Putin, Mitch McConnell still trying to kill Obamacare, and Trump Jr. is 'miserable,' poor baby! Your morning news brief!

What Bad Dudes Are We Deporting Today? Dads And DREAMers, Of Course

More dispatches from the New Cruelty

Obama Saves Alaska! Wonkagenda For Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief

Let’s Play The Blame Game! Your Wonkagenda: Thursday, November 10, 2016

Non-white women invade the Senate, educators try to comfort kids, and more reasons to hate Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. Your morning news brief!
True fact: Personal grooming regimen strictly dictated by Andrew Breitbart himself

Did Donald Trump’s Campaign Chief Fire A New Mommy For Having A Disease? Maybe!

Maybe he just fired her for being a woman, we don't know.

Looks Like Donald Trump’s Campaign Daddy Might Be Dirty Voter Frauding Bad Guy

Domestic violence allegations, being the horrible man who ran Breitbart, and now this?
Turn that poo-face upside down, Sarah.

Sarah Palin Sick And Tired Of Lamestream Gotcha Questions … From Little Kids.

This is pathetic, even for Empress Grifts-A-Lot.

Wonkette Ranks Hillary’s VP Picks By Hotness, Because We’re Shallow Like That

This is important journalism, you MUST CLICK NOW.
He's not a Muslim, so let's not worry too much OK?

Heavily Armed Guy On Way To Los Angeles Pride Parade Merely Violent Gun Nut, Not Scary Terrorist

An Indiana man arrested on his way to LA's Pride parade with a car full of assault rifles and explosives was merely an ordinary gun freak who was violating probation, nothing to worry about there. Besides, a friend said he didn't have any ill will toward gay people. Relax, will you?

Stoners Do Good, Save All The Homelesses In Colorado With Their Pot Tax Dollars

Instead of paying money to send people to jail for possession, Aurora, Colorado is taxing it and then doing good stuff with the money.