Tag: loretta lynch

America’s Dumbest Criminals Donald Trump And Jeff Sessions Do Light Treason Over Lunch

It's Mueller Monday! And by sheer coincidence, Trump, Pence and Sessions are having lunch together at the White House. NOTHING TO SEE HERE!

Trump Reacts To Scary North Korea Nuke News By Bitch-Tweeting About Hillary

America, this is your reality. Thank a Trump voter today!

Well Of Course Reddit Deplorables Are Drafting Legislation For Congress. U Elites Mad?

A congressional staffer turned to conspiracy freaks on Reddit to find dirt on Hillary Clinton for the House to investigate. Yay, internet!

Trump Pussgrabbing All Over Paris. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 14, 2017

Trump plays pussgrab in Paris, Don Jr drowning in Trump-Russia lies, and how are they stealing your health care today? All the ways Katie! Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump Jr. Tweets Russian Emails To Show What A Guilty Fuck He Is

How fucking stupid is Donald Trump Jr.? THIS FUCKING STUPID.

GOP Idiot Just Knows Bill Clinton Strangled Loretta Lynch To Death On That Tarmac

Y'all, Rep. Pete Olson of Texas may be dumber than Louie Gohmert.

Oh Fiddlesticks, Did Jeff Sessions Do Even More Perjury About Russian Contacts Than We Thought?

It slipped his mind! ALL OF IT SLIPPED HIS MIND!

Did James Comey Screw Hillary Because Of A Dumb Russian Spam Email? WHOA IF TRUE!

Hope he didn't send a million dollars to a Nigerian prince too, like GEEZ.

Pussy Trump Fires FBI Director James Comey For Failure To BOW DOWN

TRUMP RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA!

Your Weird Boyfriend James Comey Is Testifying For The Senate Judiciary Committee. Let’s Liveblog It!

Is James Comey a good guy or a bad guy? We just never can tell!

Jeff Sessions Orders Justice Department To Be Nicer To Head-Bashing Police

Gee, if only people had known Sessions was a member of the Leopards Eating Your Face party...

Justice Department Will Investigate Comey Letter, Until Trump Kills The Investigation. LOL!

Hi, Justice Department inspector general, PLEASE INVESTIGATE VERY QUICKLY.

Deleted Comments: ‘Merry Christmas,’ You Pathetic Losers!

Russian hacking is too ridiculous to believe, but 'Pizzagate' is a totally realistic scenario.