This week is off to a terrible start.
Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!
The Daily Mail is FAR TOO GOOD for Occam.
The NSA loses some Trump-Russia documents, Trump's DC hotels have some problems, and US diplomats have some concerns. Your daily news brief!
Trump's tweeting a storm, President Bannon's secret failure, and Peggy Noonan has some thoughts. Your morning news brief!
Jeff Sessions wants to arrest Julian Assange. That's good, we think! But on the other hand ...
Republicans struggle to understand healthcare, the Secret Service begs for more money, and the Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning out of control. Your morning News Brief!
Connect the dots, if any. Maybe there are no dots. Maybe YOU'RE the dot.
In shocking news, Assange may be going back on his promise to face extradition to the United States. Really.
Trump actually got on Twitter and talked smack about Meryl Streep. Weak! Sad!
Muslim Restaurant Declares War On Christmas By Offering Free Meals To Homeless, Elderly. What Are They Up To????
A Muslim-owned restaurant in London is doing something nice for its neighbors on Christmas. Unfortunately, the story is on the internet.
Did John Kerry pressure Ecuador? is there a global conspiracy? DO YOU CARE?
Now Donald Trump says his call for a ban on all Muslims was "just a suggestion."
Donald Trump might not even kill the new mayor of London's whole family! (But also he might.)
If you've haunted the Interwebs regularly, you've probably already seen Los Angeles artist Illma Gore's now-infamous painting of a nude Donald Trump as a would-be emperor (and a less than impressively endowed one, at that) with no clothes on...
Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, we've got the old standby: terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad restaurant customers. As always, these are real...