Tag: lisa murkowski

John McCain Is The Friday Hero You Needed. Put Your Feet Up And Take A Breather!

Not quite a bullet dodged, but killing Obamacare just got harder.

How Can Graham And Cassidy Bribe Alaska’s Lisa Murkowski To Murder Obamacare?

Lisa Murkowski's not dumb enough to fall for this, is she? Nahhh. OR IS SHE?

Robert Mueller To Paul Manafort: Knock Knock, Motherfucker!

The FBI raided Paul Manafort's house on July 26, probably because the Trump-Russia investigation is a total hoax.

Sounds Like All James Comey’s FBI Buddies Have #TrumpSecrets To Tell Robert Mueller!

It looks like bunch of the FBI's top brass will be called to testify against Donald Trump in Robert Mueller's investigation! Uh oh!

Obvious Fake News Poll Says America Hates Trump’s Fucking Guts More Than Ever

Donald Trump is leading a REVOLUTION of being the most loathed president who ever lived.

So, Is Trumpcare DEAD Dead? Or Just, Like, Dead?

How many more times are we going to have to stab this thing in the heart?
Not a scientist

BULLET DODGED

Disaster averted for now. One disaster, at least.

SkinnyCare Snaps Into Pieces. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 28, 2017

SkinnyCare fails, The Mooch gets mouthy, and the GOP tries dragging Hillary into Trump-Russia. Your morning news brief.

Team Trump Tells Lisa Murkowski To Rub The Repeal On Obamacare, Or Alaska Gets The Hose

Oh, look. Now the government is running like a protection racket.

White House Long Knives Out For Murkowski. Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 27, 2017

GOP backs Sessions, SkinnyCare's chances are slim, and Zinke threatens Murkowski. Your morning news brief.

Weird How All These Republicans Want To Do S&M To Lisa Murkowski!

Lisa, come sit with us instead.

Senate Obamacare Repeal Now At ‘Confused Clusterfuck’ Stage

The Senate is moving forward at great speed on... something.

Once Jeff Sessions Ends Scourge Of Legal Weed, All The Violent Crime Will Go Away

Marijuana is a driver of 'violent crime'? Duuuude, that's not right.

We’d Pour One Out For Obamacare, But We Need To Drink It Instead

This fight isn't over. Have a cry and a good stiff drink and let's stop this thing.