Trump world freaking out about spies, an assault on abortion, and Fox is woke now. Your morning news brief.
You are not gonna believe this, but North Korea is making Donald Trump look like an idiot.
Travel Ban 3.0 has some of the bugs worked out but the User Agreement is still a bitch.
We think Jill Stein may have broken her own SAYING DUMB SHIT record!
Have you noticed that Trump's worst behavior happens between sundown Friday and sundown Saturday?
Did Donald Trump do crime in Cuba? Of course he did, says his campaign manager Kellyanne Conway!
TRICKSTER HILLARY STRIKES AGAIN.
What did we learn from the GOP's incessant badgering of James Comey? Lots! But not what the GOP wanted us to learn.
What, you mean the Republicans on the Benghazi committee actually don't speak for the families? You don't say!
Tuesday's Republican Benghazi press conference was as pathetic as you'd imagine.
Who could have imagined the Benghazi investigation would have been a giant waste of all our time and money?
It's your week in corporate malfeasance. Get out your pitchforks!
Benghazi investigation chair Trey Gowdy's long, drawlin' roundabout way of saying, 'I apologize to America for wastin' everybody's time for so long, I will leave public service forever and find a job I am better suited for, like makin' taxidermied beavers kiss each other on their purty mouths.'
Barack Obama did Barack Obama's very favorite thing Saturday night, and that is "making fun of Donald Trump." Did Donald Trump get so frowny madface that he immediately started running for president afterward? Nah, not this time. But he...
More news of our Well Regulated Militia this week, as Responsible Gun Owners have once again kept themselves, their families, and their nation safe from tyranny by blowing holes in themselves and complete strangers. It's always a great day...
According to rightwing bloggers having jizzspasms over Michael Bay's new Benghazi movie, 13 Hours is certain to sink Hillary Clinton's hopes of ever being president. But this loud, excessively long (two-and-a-half hours, Alan!) wargasm doesn't actually mention the former...