Tag: letters

Reports that The Humungus had taken over the Ellipse turned out to be unsubstantiated

Florida Man Tries To Air-Drop Message To Congress, It Does Not Go Well

A Florida (OF COURSE) mailman's attempt to call attention to campaign finance reform instead prompted a terrorism scare when the amateur aviator landed his gyrocopter on Capitol Hill Wednesday. 61-year-old Doug Hughes, of Ruskin, Florida, had been planning...

Dear New Pope And/Or Penthouse Forum, I Never Thought Boning A Priest Would Happen To Me

Times are hard — rock hard, if you know what we mean — for the few remaining adherents of Holy Mother Church. And now, the institution that continues to employ pedophile protector Bernard Cardinal Law finds itself with yet another sexxxytimes...

Muslim Group Receives a Disturbing Letter About Allen West’s Nuts

Allen West is no friend to Muslims, and he will not apologize for this. He has spent far too many hours researching listening to strange lectures about the great Muslim conspiracy against America to reflect or change his mind...

Democrats Sign Letter Saying They Hate Filibusters

In a move that's as overdue as it is unexpected, every returning Senate Democrat has signed a letter to Majority Leader Harry Reid calling for filibuster reform. The letter is not specific on what sort of reform they'd like to...

Unpatriotic Wingnuts Put ‘My Country’ In Scare Quotes

Our favorite-ever letter-writer "Bob" is back, with an email once again expressing his displeasure with our "paper." But maybe he is confused? Or maybe he just HATES OUR NATION. As we've seen with these shocking new surveys of Republican...

James O’Keefe Releases Important Statement

Remember that letter Martin Luther King Jr. wrote from a Birmingham jail? What about Adolf Hitler's Mein Kampf. Each one a stirring moral treatise on society's injustices, a refusal to Stand Down. Well guess what: starting today they both...

Rick Perry’s Certification Of Stimulus Funds For Texas Is, Uhh, Funny!

Wonkette's Recovery.info troll "Daniel" informs us of this delightful section on the Obama Moneypage in which you can view scanned .PDFs of the various governors' letters of certification of stimulus package funds (a.k.a the paper they sign to get...

Joe Biden Begs For Hot $$$ For Hillary

If there's one thing the Clintons have absolutely zero compunctions about, it's raising money to fund their Presidential porn collections, nefarious parking-lot murder plots, and cynical seduction of "hard-working white Americans." So it's kind of amazing that Hillary Clinton...

Obama Dupes Nation’s Gullible Children

Here is a heartwarming story: a little boy- or girl-child writes to Barack Obama to say, "Hey man whatsup I want U 2 B purznit" (that is how children write today, in America). And Barack Obama, a man with...

Non-Patriotic, Plus Bad For America!

Letters From a Nut