Tag: lester holt

What In Goshdarn Tarnation Is About To Drop In The Trump-Russia Investigation?

All the players seem BIGLY SPOOKED right now. Is shit about to go down?

’10 Things I Hate About James Comey’: A Sad, Stupid Letter From Donald J. Trump

Your president is a dumb, petty crybaby of a man.

What In The Hell Is Rod Rosenstein Flapping His Yap About?

Rod Rosenstein is sending weird memos, Jared Kushner's businesses are under the microscope, and Mike Pence has lawyered up. It's your Russia news!

Trump Will Leak On Whatever Russians He Wants! Your Overnight TrumpLeak Roundup!

Are Republicans finally reaching their tipping point with Trump? LOLOL not really.

Fox & Friends Newshounds Find Buried Lede In Lester Holt Trump Interview: Holt Rudely Asked Questions!

Nine interruptions is nothing. Let Bill O'Reilly show you how to interrupt a president!

Never Mind Jake, It’s Crazytown. Your Wonkagenda For Fri., May 12, 2017

MORE JAMES COMEY, Ted Cruz making CruzCare, and Mika goes off on Kellyanne Conway!

Acting FBI Director Dude Seems Smart And Good! Trump To Fire Him In 5, 4, 3, 2 …

Acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe confirmed Thursday that the whole FBI loves James Comey, and Trump is still SUPER FUCKED in the Russia investigation.

Your Weekly Top Ten Features Wonkette Baby Being AN ADORABLE BEATNIK

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW.

THE JIG IS UP! Total Proof Hillary Clinton And Lester Holt Cheated At Debate! (Or Not)

Did Hillary Clinton cheat at the debate by scratching her face? Yes, no, or LOLOLOL?
So there.

Counterpoint: Trump Lost, But Only Because He Hung Himself From His Own Dick

I was going to pass on writing about the debate because, as yr great Editrix pointed out in her #Slatepitch this morning, I was in the minority who thought Hillary lost, and if Trix agreed with me at first, that was...

Hillary Clinton’s Temperament Can’t Stop Giggling At Unhinged Man-Baby Donald Trump

We told you Hillary was going to grind Trump down into a fine orange dust, and she did.

What Is A Lie? A Philosophical Search For Epistemological Truth Starring This Trump Campaign Idiot

What is a lie? It is a thing Donald Trump cannot do, according to campaign manager Kellyanne Conway, because first he would have to know a thing.
Amusing alt-text for image

Wonkagenda: September 21, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Barack Obama Kills Final White House Correspondents’ Dinner To Death, In Style

Just in case you missed it, here's Your President Barack Barry Hussein Bamz Obama in his eighth and final appearance at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, and after doing this seven previous times, he has this stuff down. It's...

America, Greet Your New Rap God: News Dude Brian Williams (Video)

There are almost no words for how beautiful this Tonight Show mashup is: NBC anchor Brian Williams and reporter Lester Holt are edited into Sugar Hill Gang's classic "Rapper's Delight." We've seen similar compilations of news snippets, but this...