It's another episode of 'Backstabbing White House People Backstabbing Everyone.'
Hell of a way to run a newspaper, tronc.
Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!
Pence yells at the media, Wall St. can't wait to be free, and Ajit Pai is giving Sinclair Broadcasting a helping hand. Your morning news brief!
Beating TrumpCare back into the grave, Paul Ryan tax cuts are back, Ivanka Trump is having a sad :( Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump's giving Senate Republicans a pep talk on healthcare. Sad. Low energy.
This thing might not happen. If it did, it would be really stupid. So maybe we should bet it'll happen.
Rod Rosenstein is sending weird memos, Jared Kushner's businesses are under the microscope, and Mike Pence has lawyered up. It's your Russia news!
He was the only Trump tweeting during James Comey's testimony, so he'll have to do. Sad!
Master Deal-Maker Trump Giving Russia Back Its Spy Mansions In Exchange For ‘Nothing.’ Does Nothing Work For You?
John Le Carré protests: These plot twists are entirely too implausible.
Open up and eat your intel briefing, Mr. President! Here comes the MQ-9 Reaper drone, which is the upgraded version of the earlier MQ-1 Predator! Vroom! Yum Yum!
Would the people writing this reality at least try to come up with something plausible, please?
Jeff Sessions wants to arrest Julian Assange. That's good, we think! But on the other hand ...
Was there a rope bridge? That could could be repurposed for the inevitable purge...
Republicans struggle to understand healthcare, the Secret Service begs for more money, and the Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning out of control. Your morning News Brief!
It's a wonder they haven't won whatever award Bill O'Reilly won.