Tag: leaks

What In The Hell Is Rod Rosenstein Flapping His Yap About?

Rod Rosenstein is sending weird memos, Jared Kushner's businesses are under the microscope, and Mike Pence has lawyered up. It's your Russia news!

The Torch Is Passed: Donald Trump Jr. Assumes Dad’s Twitter Rant Mantle

He was the only Trump tweeting during James Comey's testimony, so he'll have to do. Sad!

Master Deal-Maker Trump Giving Russia Back Its Spy Mansions In Exchange For ‘Nothing.’ Does Nothing Work For You?

John Le Carré protests: These plot twists are entirely too implausible.
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

Trump Wants Intel Briefings Cut Up In Small Bites With Extra Ketchup

Open up and eat your intel briefing, Mr. President! Here comes the MQ-9 Reaper drone, which is the upgraded version of the earlier MQ-1 Predator! Vroom! Yum Yum!

Has Donald Trump Landed Yet?

Would the people writing this reality at least try to come up with something plausible, please?
Oh, just go fuck yourself.

Who Do You Root For In Julian Assange V. Jeff Sessions? None Of Them Katie!

Jeff Sessions wants to arrest Julian Assange. That's good, we think! But on the other hand ...

Trump Idiots ‘Brainstorm’ Messaging About Terrible Presidency, Assumes Brains Not In Evidence

Was there a rope bridge? That could could be repurposed for the inevitable purge...

Devin Nunes Can’t Shut Up! Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 23, 2017

Republicans struggle to understand healthcare, the Secret Service begs for more money, and the Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning out of control. Your morning News Brief!

‘Fox & Friends’ Idiots Do Best Journalism On Comey Hearing, Win One Million Participation Trophies

It's a wonder they haven't won whatever award Bill O'Reilly won.

Devin Nunes Accidentally Told Truth About Trump White House Investigation. That’s Not Like Him At All!

A meaningful slip? Or just a slip of the tongue? Let's assume the worst!

Just One More Thing: Why Did Michael Flynn Pay This Ex-FBI Guy $28K?

Probably nothing, but it's just this whole thing where he accused the State Department of a Benghazi email quid pro quo, you know?
reply hazy, will be sorted out by Executive Order

Trump: Obama Is Making Everyone Hate Me! Fact-Check: TRUE.

Donald Trump has this all figured out.

Kinder, Gentler, Definitely Sane Trump Holds Press Conference To Tell Press To Fuck Right Off

Donald Trump had a press conference, and it was definitely a thing.

Trump Campaign Was Talking To Russian Intelligence Before The Election. Um, *SURPRISE*!!1!

Do you feel like we're all living in a bad spy novel now? One where a main character just shouts incoherently?

Stages Of Grief: Russia Having Rough Time Coping With Michael Flynn’s Resignation

Yes, we're all sad about Michael Flynn. But how are the Russians holding up?

Out Like Flynn: Trump’s National Security Adviser Resigns To Spend More Time With His Conspiracy Theories

The well-oiled Trump machine sheds its first weasel within the first four weeks.