Tag: leaks

Trump Thinks Puerto Rico Has Been Mollycoddled Enough. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct 12, 2017

Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!

Trump Embraces The Dark Side. More. Wonkagenda for Mon., Aug. 14, 2017

Pence yells at the media, Wall St. can't wait to be free, and Ajit Pai is giving Sinclair Broadcasting a helping hand. Your morning news brief!

Paul Ryan Comes Out To Play. Wonkagenda for Mon., July 31, 2017

Beating TrumpCare back into the grave, Paul Ryan tax cuts are back, Ivanka Trump is having a sad :( Your morning news brief!

Trump Begs GOP Senators At Obamacare Repeal Lunch To Please Eat Their Shit Sandwiches

Donald Trump's giving Senate Republicans a pep talk on healthcare. Sad. Low energy.

Team Trump Would Like To Deport State Department. What Could Go Wrong?

This thing might not happen. If it did, it would be really stupid. So maybe we should bet it'll happen.

What In The Hell Is Rod Rosenstein Flapping His Yap About?

Rod Rosenstein is sending weird memos, Jared Kushner's businesses are under the microscope, and Mike Pence has lawyered up. It's your Russia news!

The Torch Is Passed: Donald Trump Jr. Assumes Dad’s Twitter Rant Mantle

He was the only Trump tweeting during James Comey's testimony, so he'll have to do. Sad!

Master Deal-Maker Trump Giving Russia Back Its Spy Mansions In Exchange For ‘Nothing.’ Does Nothing Work For You?

John Le Carré protests: These plot twists are entirely too implausible.
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

Trump Wants Intel Briefings Cut Up In Small Bites With Extra Ketchup

Open up and eat your intel briefing, Mr. President! Here comes the MQ-9 Reaper drone, which is the upgraded version of the earlier MQ-1 Predator! Vroom! Yum Yum!

Has Donald Trump Landed Yet?

Would the people writing this reality at least try to come up with something plausible, please?
Oh, just go fuck yourself.

Who Do You Root For In Julian Assange V. Jeff Sessions? None Of Them Katie!

Jeff Sessions wants to arrest Julian Assange. That's good, we think! But on the other hand ...

Trump Idiots ‘Brainstorm’ Messaging About Terrible Presidency, Assumes Brains Not In Evidence

Was there a rope bridge? That could could be repurposed for the inevitable purge...

Devin Nunes Can’t Shut Up! Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 23, 2017

Republicans struggle to understand healthcare, the Secret Service begs for more money, and the Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning out of control. Your morning News Brief!

‘Fox & Friends’ Idiots Do Best Journalism On Comey Hearing, Win One Million Participation Trophies

It's a wonder they haven't won whatever award Bill O'Reilly won.

Devin Nunes Accidentally Told Truth About Trump White House Investigation. That’s Not Like Him At All!

A meaningful slip? Or just a slip of the tongue? Let's assume the worst!

Just One More Thing: Why Did Michael Flynn Pay This Ex-FBI Guy $28K?

Probably nothing, but it's just this whole thing where he accused the State Department of a Benghazi email quid pro quo, you know?