Eligible #MAGA Bachelor Loves Trump, Long Walks On The Border Wall, And Bombing Clinics And Mosques. Swipe Right!
If the government won't force Muslims out, maybe private entrepreneurs like this dickhead will.
So we guess the Parkland teens are the George Wallaces of AR-15s? That analogy really doesn't work.
'Don't take the law into your own hands — take 'em to court.'
Be prepared to be laughed out of court by your former colleagues, Roy.
We know it will shock you to learn that there is fuckery afoot at Wells Fargo!
The foxes are really liking their new jobs in henhouse security.
We guess America is Great Again now.
It's probably all in their heads. And their lungs. And maybe their bloodstreams.
You know who didn't invent email? This guy who keeps suing people who say he didn't invent email.
Respectfully submitted: go fuck yourself, Bob.
So this is how fake news gets made. Ick!
Just because the head of the voter fraud commission had big plans for making voting harder doesn't mean he's biased.
There are few parasites worse than the people running for-profit colleges. Obviously, the Trump administration is eager to help them.
So. We meet again.
The Party of Personal Responsibility strikes again. Literally, this time.
In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!