Tag: labour

Rape Porn To Be Banned In Britain, Joining Pamela Geller And A Bunch Of Old George Formby Songs

Posh anti-tossing tosser UK PM David Cameron's Conservative party is not very popular right now, but they're still more popular than rape. So, opportunity! A new restriction on the possession of rape porn is part of a crackdown by...

British Lord In Spot Of Bother After Putting $10 Million Bounty on Barack Obama’s Head

Lord Ahmed of Rotherham, a suspiciously Muslin-sounding Labour peer, was suspended last night after allegedly claiming he would put up a £10million bounty for the capture of Barack Obama, for pallin' around with terrists and also for putting...

GORDON BROWN TO QUIT FOR LABOUR/LIB-DEM SEXYTIME: As mentioned in the post below, Posh-Ponce David Cameron couldn't make a Tory/Lib-Dem deal, so now Nick Clegg is having romantic talks with Labour, and Gordon Brown just said he'd step down...

Posh-Ponce David Cameron Performed For Queen As Rabbit-Goblin

David Cameron is just like us! He dressed like a forest animal for a school play ... along with Prince Edward. And that's how Young Davey first met his royal highness and actual cousin, Queen Elizabeth II. (Posh Davey...

Sullen British Staggering To Voting Pubs Right Now

Why do we care at all about the UK election taking place today? Aren't the British to blame for our whole Tea Party problem? And didn't those curry-spewing lobsterbacks burn down the White House that one time? Well, today...

J.K. Rowling: Conservatives Mean To Ladies, Children & Marvelous Boy Wizards

It's almost election time on Merry Olde Knifecrime Island. What's going on over there, anyway? Nobody knows! Voldemort's smoke plume covered the whole of Great Britain, but we can safely assume the natives continue their usual activities of binge...