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Tennessee Continues Long Tradition Of Hurting Poors, Totally Sucking

Last year, Tennessee (state motto: We’re Vaguely Rectangular!) got into the hot new game of drug testing welfare recipients to make sure that none of them were spending their time having any fun. Because what good is having poor...

Koch Bros. Freaking Out Over Unpublished Scandal Story

Archvillain stereotypes David and Charles Koch are reportedly furious because rival New York billionaire Mike Bloomberg's media machine is reportedly about to publish some big scandal story that proves the Koch Bros. are even worse than previously thought. So...

FBI Raids Computers of Koch-Monster Scott Walker’s Henchwoman

Another of Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker's propagandists on the public payroll had her home and computers raided by the FBI and state police, on Wednesday. The "former top aide," Cynthia A. Archer, is currently on "paid sick leave" but...

Happy 40th Birthday To Justice Lewis F. Powell’s War On the American Left

Weeks before his nomination to the Supreme Court by Richard Nixon, corporate tobacco lawyer and right-wing business extremist Lewis F. Powell took a break from golf and his boardroom duties at 11 of America's biggest corporations to write a...

Democrats Forget They Hate Koch Bros. Long Enough To Ask For Money

What do Democrats and Republicans have in common these days, besides a total disinterest in governance and a massive crush on Twitter slapfights? They both love those sweet-tasting Koch bucks printed on paper made of ground orphans. DSCC Chairwoman Sen....

Another Koch Brother Who Gets Richer Exploiting America’s Public Lands Buys Trinket For $2.3 Million

The Koch Brothers fund all these libertarian propaganda outlets to ensure they tear even more of the nation's wealth away from its lands and people, and like all evil dynasties their domestic lives are full of treachery and awfulness....

Koch Bros. Post Fake Eviction Notices On Houses, To ‘Startle People’

What have the Koch Brothers been up to, with their myriad front groups and extremist anti-American pogroms? Oh, just having their political shock troops post fake eviction notices on the houses of Michigan homeowners, for the lulz. This is...

Pretend Person Tim Pawlenty Wants To Wish Away Amtrak

Repeating extremist libertarian talking points is not going to make Tim Pawlenty somehow actually exist in our space-time continuum, but that isn't stopping the fictional candidate from whimpering Koch Brothers' fantasies of shutting down the entire government forever. If...

Watch ‘The Koch Brothers: Behind the Music’ Tuesday On Bloomberg

We aren't much for promoting television programs, because all televisions and the people who make television programs should be used to plug the radiation leaks at Fukushima. But, whatever, you probably always watch the teevee anyway, might as well...

Wisconsin Judge Strikes Down Evil Scott Walker-Koch Bros. Anti-Workers Law

A judge in Wisconsin's Dane County has struck down the Scott Walker/Koch Brothers' anti-collective bargaining law, which means Wisconsin will once again become a luscious workers paradise and all the mean old Tea Party people will be rolled off...

Koch Industries Forcing Employees To Vote For Teabaggers

Evil muppet billionaires David and Charles Koch own the Koch Industries megacorporation, and most of the employees of that conglomerate got written instructions from the Koch Bros. listing the candidates and measures to vote for. That's illegal! Put the...

Sarah Palin To Be Pelted With Cheese Curds In Wisconsin Saturday

The Koch Brothers think it's hilarious when their dumb puppets have to go face huge, angry crowds of political opponents. Remember the movie Trading Places? It's the same idea: Incredibly rich old white creeps just torture their own lackeys...

Don’t Worry, Congress Will Still Get Paid During Gov’t Shutdown

Just in case you were super concerned about how Michele Bachmann and John Boehner and Louie Gohmert and Joe Barton and the rest of America's corrupt lunatic wingnut legislators would survive the Government Shutdown, don't worry! They can still...

Scott Walker Pays $81.5K Gov’t Salary to Drunk-Driving Loser Son of Crony

When your corporation needs to take care of some troublesome "environmental and regulatory matters" in Wisconsin, heh heh, just go see the dumb kid who never graduated college but did manage two DUI convictions, because that dumb kid is...

Maine’s New Teabagger Governor Axes Labor Mural From Dept. of Labor

Still don't believe it's a full-on war against workers? It is: "Gov. Paul LePage has ordered the removal of a 36-foot mural depicting Maine's labor history from the lobby of the Department of Labor. Worker advocates described the move...

Union-Busting Kochsucker Scott Walker New GOP Favorite For 2012

We won't know for sure until he double-sucks the withered old peckers of David and Charles Koch on live television while simultaneously pooping on the grave of a 9/11 firefighter and strangling a pre-schooler, but Wisconsin's Scott Walker is...