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Donald Trump Pretty Mad At North Korean President, Whoever That Might Be

Kim Jong Dead? When was Kim Jong Il?

Everything We Know About North Korea Comes From Kim Jong-Il’s Sushi Chef

There is probably a pretty good dissertation to be written on the whole phenomenon of "Murderous Dictators Who Have Wacky Quirks," like how Moammar Khadafi collected Condi Rice sideboob photos or Uday Hussein's penchant for taking his pet tigers...

Sadness of Vaclav Havel’s Death Lightened By Kim Jong Il’s Death

Just as millions of decent people around the world were marking the death of revolutionary Czech philosopher/playwright (and former president) Vaclav Havel with the realization that it is very rare to actually mourn a public figure's death, North Korean...

Internet Holding Slapfight Over Whether Former Chinese President Is Dead

China's former president has gone all "Kim Jong Ill" on everyone and now the entire Internet is fighting about whether or not ex-leader Jiang Zemin being missing from a public photo-op means he is automatically dead. China "sorta" denied...

North Korea Wants Eric Clapton

According to diplomacy nip-slip site WikiLeaks, North Korea loves Eric Clapton and wants him to perform in their country as a Clapton-American favor of "good will," which is what North Koreans call temporarily halting their development of nuclear weapons...

North Korea Gets New Best-Ever Ultimate Leader

They know how to do politics right in North Korea: No voting, no campaigns, no food for the citizens, etc. And Lil' Kim Jong Il just surprised everybody at his big fancy Royal Banquet by announcing that his dumb...

Terrifying New Pyongyang-Plains Axis Emerges

Is Jimmy Carter the greatest president in history? Not only did he manage to free captured / arrested / kidnapped / whatever American Aijalon Mahli Gomes, but he also managed to get out of North Korea without having...

Kim Jong-Il Lets Jimmy Carter Run Country While He’s Away

Oh, Jimmy Carter is in North Korea right now? That's funny, because Kim Jong-il is in China with his son. Yeah, hope you enjoy talking to a country full of Kim Jong-il's servants, peanut man, because ol' Jong face...

Jimmy Carter Arrives In North Korea To Build Peanut Houses of Peace

Oh, thank you, North Korean YouTube, that almost looks like a real news segment! Yes, Kim Jong-il gets to paste together another fun photo collage of him with a former American president, and America gets back one of its...

Kim Jong Il Develops Revolutionary Aphrodisiac-Based Economic System

One of the things we all loved about Communism in theory was that it was going to provide, like, a radical alternative to everything about how our economy works, man. But in practice communist countries generally work a...

A Children’s Treasury of Pictures of Kim Jong Il Looking At Stuff

Here's North Korean midget Kim Jong Il playing "Know Your Cuts of Meat." What is going on here? These are propaganda photos of the North Korean leader put out by his news agency. Apparently he goes around to these factories...

RedState Will Never Ever Ever Forgive Michael Steele, Ever

Erick Erickson insists upon a Great Purge to keep the GOP pure. Erick, you sick sick Stalinist bastard! Sarah Palin is "ready" to be "president," according to "Rush" "Limbaugh." Who else is on the CIA payroll, besides Ahmed...

NO, SORRY, WE CANNOT FULLY MOCK THIS TRAGIC PAJAMAS TEEVEE MOVIE: As much as we like to take requests from young conservative portions of the Internet during "Monday Fun Lunch Hour," this terrible Pajamas TV thing, where their token...

Bill Clinton and Lil’ Kim In World’s Worst Sea World Vacation Photo

You know how some business trips end up with everybody naked in the hot tub singing Don't Stop Believin', and others end with everybody awkwardly standing around making small talk while furtively glancing at their watches? Bill Clinton's North...

BILL CLINTON SAVES LADIES FROM NORTH KOREA: Uhh, hooray! In a "private mission" rife with secret diplomatic motives and back-door conversations with the U.S. government, Bill Clinton hopped on a jetplane to North Korea, talked up Kim Jong Il...

Lil’ Kim Jong-Il Bombs Internet Because He Loves Show Biz

Oh hey did you hear crazy dwarf-alien Kim Jong-Il has been shooting rockets into the sea, by North Korea? No? ARE YOU SILLY AMERICANS SO OBSESSED WITH THE DEATH OF KING-POP MICHAEL JACKSON AS TO NOT FOLLOW NORTH KOREA'S...