Tag: khizr khan

General John Kelly Fucks Self With Donald Trump’s Sword

America, we have just witnessed something disgusting.

What The Fuck Is Wrong With Donald Trump, Besides Absolutely Everything?

Somebody missed their shift at the adult daycare AGAIN.

Oh Man You’re Gonna HATE RyanCare. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 7, 2017

Ben Carson is stoned again, and The First Rule of RyanCare is DON'T TALK ABOUT RYANCARE! Your morning news brief!

THE RESISTANCE BEGINS … With All These National Park Service Social Media Managers GONE ROGUE!

Nice Time: Your public servants aren't taking kindly to this censorship stuff.
Celing Putin is watching you masturbate

Mother Russia Maybe Now Undecided Voter Like Ken Bone

A 'Newsweek' investigative report has a lot more WHOA IF TRUE details about the Russian campaign to ruin our nice American election. What fun!

If This Hillary Clinton Ad Doesn’t Make You Cry, You Are Dead Inside

Hillary Clinton is a really, really good person.

Donald Trump Will Have You Know He Saved That Chunky Beauty Queen’s Job

Donald Trump wants you to know that he's THE GOOD GUY.

Donald Trump’s Campaign Manager Curious About This ‘Constitution’ You Keep Mentioning

Kellyanne Conway sat for a long interview with Rachel Maddow on Wednesday night. It did not go well for Kellyanne!
Come at me, Bro!

There Goes Badass Harry Reid, Trolling The Living Hell Out Of Donald Trump

Harry Reid is pretty sure Donald Trump is too stupid and uninformed to take the US citizenship test. Harry Reid is correct.

Fox News So Mad At Obama And Hillary For Constantly Forcing Donald Trump To Be Dumbass

Where does Hillary get off running for president, and where the hell does Obama get off supporting her? UNFAIR!

Can Somebody Please Give Sean Hannity A Pacifier Or A Buttplug, For His Mouth?

How fundamentally stupid is Sean Hannity? LET'S WONKSPLORE!
Nah, it's got nothing to do with Ann Coulter. But we love this pic.

SC Gov. Nikki Haley Puts Ann Coulter, Confederate Slavery Flag In Their Proper Places

Rightwing columnist Ann Coulter isn't about to logic South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley into returning the Confederate flag to the statehouse. Here's a porfile in partial courage.
He seems nice

Paul Ryan’s Primary Challenger Won’t Be Sporting ‘Coexist’ Bumper Sticker Anytime Soon

Paul Ryan's challenger in next week's primary election just wants to know why we allow Muslims in the United States anyway. Khizr Khan has a document he may want to read.

Ben Carson Wishes That Mean Muslim Khan Couple Would Say Sorry To Donald Trump

Ben Carson needs to STFU and get off our television, that is what we say.
Something about this guy inspires great Photoshops. Perpetrator unknown.

Trump Vows Vengeance On Mortal Enemies Paul Ryan, John McCain, Kelly Ayotte, That One Crying Baby

Donald Trump demonstrated his leadership of the Republican party by telling three senior Republicans seeking reelection that they were dead to him, you hear me, DEAD.
Maybe Trump can yell at her now

Tammy Duckworth Not About To Let Donald Trump Go Around With A Purple Heart On

Donald Trump was delighted to be given a replica of a Purple Heart medal from a veteran, saying he'd always wanted one. Vets who've received the real thing aren't too amused.