Tag: kellyanne conway

Trump Campaign Knucklefucks Only Retweeted Hottest Russian Trolls On Twitter

Turns out the Trump campaign just LOVED spreading Russian propaganda on Twitter. We are so very surprised.

Sick Bob Corker Burn, Donald Trump! You Got Him Good, Like LMAO Out Loud!

Meanwhile, Kellyanne and Bannon are VERY upset SOMEONE IS DISRESPECTING A PRESIDENT!!!!

Donald Trump Has Lost His Damn Mind. (Again.) Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 26, 2017

Susan Collins shoots down Zombie TrumpCare (again), Trumpkins have been using secret murder mail, and a were Ivanka and Don Jr. trying to steal Tiffany's inheritance? Well, it doesn't sound like NOT them! Your morning news brief!

Trump Jr. Fires Secret Service. Not Suspicious. Not Suspicious At All

Donald Trump Jr. doesn't want a Secret Service detail anymore. Wonder why?

Kellyanne Conway So Sad The Emmys Were Mean To Nice Donald Trump

Conway accused the awards show of 'alienating' people who want Donald Trump to succeed.

A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?

The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.

Was Donald Trump High AF During That Opioids Press Conference?

Donald Trump's Opioid Commission had lots of recommendations. But he's just going to lock up brown people instead. We cool?

Trump Uninvites North Korea From His Birthday. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 9, 2017

Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief!

Mike Pence Not Running For President In 2020, Uh Huh Yeah Right SAY IT TO JESUS, MIKE

Can you lie to your LORD AND SAVIOR, Mike?

A Shitty Yelp Review For A Trump Resort That Doesn’t Exist

WONKET DREAM CORNER!

Kris Kobach Already Has Plans To Suppress Voting, So Why Bother With Fraud Commission?

Just because the head of the voter fraud commission had big plans for making voting harder doesn't mean he's biased.

Kellyanne Conway So Happy Trump Heroically Saved Afghan Girls From His Own Terrible Policies

If you unleash a truckload of angry bees on a group of people, and then hand one of them a Band-Aid, you are not a fabulous humanitarian.

Kellyanne Conway, You Are No Bob Dylan. Or Even The INXS Guy (RIP)

Kellyanne's on the pavement, thinkin' 'bout the government.

Kellyanne Conway Has Fun With Words! Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 13, 2017

Trump-Russia gets weirder, CruzCare is LITERALLY 'junk insurance,' and Kellyanne Conway has fun with words. Your morning news brief.

Erik Prince Petitions The Trump Court For New Afghan Colonial Concession

Let's just hand Afghanistan over to Erik Prince. What could go wrong?

Trump Jr Not Touching Russia. Wonkagenda for Mon., July 9, 2017

Donald Trump Jr. kind of admits a crime, TrumpCare still won't flush, and the GOP wants MORE guns in DC. Your morning news brief.