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ROBERT MUELLER GONNA STICK THESE INDICTMENTS UP RUSSIA’S ASS NOW

SHIT IS GETTING SO REAL, Y'ALL.

Chris Wray Says ACTUALLY Sarah Huckabee Sanders And John Kelly Are Total Fucking Liars Who Lie

The White House can't even keep track of its own lies anymore.

White House: No No No, Trump Was Defending The *Rapist* Not The *Wife-Beater*!

They are as good at talking about domestic violence as they are about everything else.

Mr. Trump’s Wild Ride. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 6, 2018

Democrats write their own memo, the markets are in a nose dive, and Hannity blames Obama for all the bad things. Your morning news brief.

Today Marks Either The 500 Year Or One Year Anniversary Of Trump’s Presidency. Hard To Tell!

In case you've blocked out all of the horror over the past year, allow us to refresh your memory with Wonkette's top ten Trump-related posts!

Trumpland Appoints 24-Year-Old Frat Bro To Solve Opioid Crisis. All Better Now?

Good news, America! Some kid named Taylor is gonna, like, solve our drug problem.

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2017: The Year Trump Never Stopped Lying

How does Trump World lie? Let us count the ways.

The Year In The Trump-Russia Conspiracy Was Oh Who The Fuck Knows At This Point

LOOK HOW MANY STORIES WE WROTE ABOUT RUSSIA THIS YEAR, OH MY GOD.

Conservative Women Keep Turning The Feminism Thing On And Off, Can’t Get It To Work!

Maybe because they only wave the banner of feminism for the purpose of bashing feminists with the pole?

Steve Bannon Bitches About Jews, Jesus, And Jerks. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 6, 2017

Steve Bannon give Roy Moore a reacharound, Trump moves US embassy to Jerusalem, and Trump STILL doesn't get Person of the Year. Your Morning News Brief.

Kellyanne Conway Is Your New Fentanyl Connection, America! (Czar, Whatever.)

Kellyanne Conway is a proven idiot. She's therefore ready to handle a crisis that's killing tens of thousands of Americans.

Trump Aides Quit Trying To Control Him. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 30, 2017

GOP tries try ram tax cuts (for rich) down our throats, Roy Moore doesn't think women should vote, and Trump's aides are giving up. Your morning news brief.