Tag: kellyanne conway

Conservative Women Keep Turning The Feminism Thing On And Off, Can’t Get It To Work!

Maybe because they only wave the banner of feminism for the purpose of bashing feminists with the pole?

Steve Bannon Bitches About Jews, Jesus, And Jerks. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 6, 2017

Steve Bannon give Roy Moore a reacharound, Trump moves US embassy to Jerusalem, and Trump STILL doesn't get Person of the Year. Your Morning News Brief.

Kellyanne Conway Is Your New Fentanyl Connection, America! (Czar, Whatever.)

Kellyanne Conway is a proven idiot. She's therefore ready to handle a crisis that's killing tens of thousands of Americans.

Trump Aides Quit Trying To Control Him. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 30, 2017

GOP tries try ram tax cuts (for rich) down our throats, Roy Moore doesn't think women should vote, and Trump's aides are giving up. Your morning news brief.

Go Fuck Yourself, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, You Debased Redneck Motherfucker

THAT'S RIGHT, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Donald Trump Jr. Seems Pretty Darn Proud Of His Russian WikiLeaks Sexts!

Oh Donald Trump Jr., please go to jail.

Paradise Lost. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 6, 2017

Another mass shooting, both Michael Flynns in trouble, and the Paradise Papers expose Ameros in hiding in Not America. Your morning news brief!

Trump Campaign Knucklefucks Only Retweeted Hottest Russian Trolls On Twitter

Turns out the Trump campaign just LOVED spreading Russian propaganda on Twitter. We are so very surprised.

Sick Bob Corker Burn, Donald Trump! You Got Him Good, Like LMAO Out Loud!

Meanwhile, Kellyanne and Bannon are VERY upset SOMEONE IS DISRESPECTING A PRESIDENT!!!!

Donald Trump Has Lost His Damn Mind. (Again.) Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 26, 2017

Susan Collins shoots down Zombie TrumpCare (again), Trumpkins have been using secret murder mail, and a were Ivanka and Don Jr. trying to steal Tiffany's inheritance? Well, it doesn't sound like NOT them! Your morning news brief!

Trump Jr. Fires Secret Service. Not Suspicious. Not Suspicious At All

Donald Trump Jr. doesn't want a Secret Service detail anymore. Wonder why?

Kellyanne Conway So Sad The Emmys Were Mean To Nice Donald Trump

Conway accused the awards show of 'alienating' people who want Donald Trump to succeed.

A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?

The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.

Was Donald Trump High AF During That Opioids Press Conference?

Donald Trump's Opioid Commission had lots of recommendations. But he's just going to lock up brown people instead. We cool?

Trump Uninvites North Korea From His Birthday. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 9, 2017

Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief!