Tag: katie couric

Donald Trump’s Campaign Has Its ‘ALL OF THEM KATIE’ Moment, And It Is Glorious

More gotcha journalism from the lamestream media!
Turn that poo-face upside down, Sarah.

Sarah Palin Sick And Tired Of Lamestream Gotcha Questions … From Little Kids.

This is pathetic, even for Empress Grifts-A-Lot.
Sarah Palin calculates in her head how many of Bristol's "chances" will turn into out-of-wedlock babies.

Sarah Palin Explains Why God Keeps Getting Bristol Pregnant

If there's one thing Sarah Palin knows, it's the thoughts of God. She even wrote her own Bible! If there's one thing we're not sure either Sarah OR Bristol knows, it's how babbies are formed. When Bristol announced that an angel...
Maybe the demon sheep did it

Carly Fiorina Says All The Stupid On Climate Change And Then Some

That lady Republican in pink, Carly Fiorina, is enjoying her 15 minutes, so she's working overtime to barf out as much conservative stupid as she can before her time is up. Look, here she is talking stuff about climate...

Mike Huckabee: Maybe Holocaust Metaphor ‘Not A Good One.’ Or Maybe It Was AWESOME!

Mike Huckabee feels right bad about having ruffled some feathers with his comments about how the Iran nuclear deal is exactly like the Holocaust, with Barack Obama preparing to "take the Israelis and march them to the door of...
Me is the president I have been waiting for!

Jeb Bush Will Fight Gay Marriage Forever! Or Until He Changes His Mind

Jeb! Bush doesn't care what the Supreme Court says about gay marriage. At the Faith and Freedom Coalition funtimes party last week, he promised religious conservatives he'd fight against equality FOREVER AND EVER, because Jesus said you don't have...

John McCain Knows Who Is To Blame For Palin Brawl: Katie Couric, Probably

"Shit happens, you know?" -- John McCain, mostly. John McCain was minding John McCain's own business, getting interviewed on the teevee, as one does when one is John McCain and it is a day. But darn the liberal media at...
Turn that poo-face upside down, Sarah.

The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Home-Cooked, Hand-Clubbed Fish Dinner

Touch of context for those who are new to this series: a Wonkette commenter named Fartknocker ponied up the cash for us to get a subscription to Sarah Palin's Internet Teevee Channel. The aim of this series is to...

Now Is The Time For All Good Americans To Nerdcrush On Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Katie Couric has this hot job doing the online journalisming with Yahoo now, and she spent some time talking with Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who we don't mind saying we are in deep nerdlove with. The interview takes place in...

David Brooks Too Delicate To Read Internet Comments

If you're a top-flight columnist, you get some perks in addition to a flattering photo next to your byline, like interns and assistants and stuff, people who can take care of the boring details that might get in the...

Sarah Palin Has ‘Thoughts’ On Fish-Selfies, Katie Couric

For a half-term grifter/failed vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin's half-life has been truly lengthy and remarkable. She is the cockroach of low culture. Empires will rise and fall, and there will be Sarah Palin, getting a crappy teevee show...

Sarah Palin Sure She Will Totally Pwn Katie Couric By Co-Hosting Morning Yap Show

So, Katie Couric is hosting Good Morning America (zzzzzz) and NBC got all hilarious and tapped former halfterm governor and eighth-wit reptiloid Sarah Palin for some clever/stupid counterprogramming. It's the Thrilla in Wasilla! (A gig cohosting Today is what...

America’s TeeVee Journalists Being Swallowed By Angry Egyptians

Don't these Egyptians realize they're supposed to provide a nice backdrop for these newscasts and stop moving around so much? Ignore the Americans in their safari shirts. Sure, you should kill each other in the back of the shot....

Katie Couric Hates Sarah Palin’s Children

Here is Katie Couric running through a script about Sarah Palin the day John McCain picked her as his running mate and—OH NO—she says the same thing about Sarah Palin's children that has been said by every person ever....

New Deep-Voiced Human To Introduce Katie Couric

When Katie Couric "scored a victory for women" by taking over the CBS Evening News in 2006, no one trusted her ability to deliver the news without going on long asides about shopping or breast-feeding or whatever else it...

Here Is Another Video Of Your Favorite Glenn Beck, Doing Something!

Who cares about anything Fox News actor Glenn Beck says or does about anything -- he's really not worth getting so worked up about on a daily basis, tipsters! -- and god knows why Katie Couric is interviewing him......