Tag: Karzai

Iraqis Laugh and Laugh At WikiLeaks’ So-Called ‘Leaks’

Oh no, WikiLeaks has released 400,000 pages from the US Army's Secret Iraqi Death And Torture Scrapbook! Julian Assange is un-American for putting these documents on his website -- mostly because Julian Assange is Australian. Anyway, how does the...

Happy Nine Years of Fighting for Nothing In Afghanistan!

Happy "Whoops, We Invaded Afghanistan" Day! (Of course, back then it was called "Operation Enduring Hooray We 'Liberated' Afghanistan from the Towelheads.") Nine years ago today, America sat on its XXL fundillo and "channel surfed" for cool night-vision footage...

Pretty Much Bad News All Around For Afghanistan

Pretty solid sounding suspicions of fraud arose after officials discovered that 23,900 out of 23,900 ballots from a certain area were all cast for incumbent president of Afghanistan Hamid Karzai. There is no one left to serve on America's...

Europe Will Buy America For Three Barrels Of Rocket Fuel Water

Europe will not buy worthless America from Hank Paulson, who is selling it for six homosexual Lincoln pennies. The EPA has been spiking your drinking water with rocket fuel, which means water is now $100 a barrel. McCain owns...

The Art of Condi