Tag: kansas

Trump Bigger Than Jesus! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 1, 2017

GOP money fuckery, Trump lights a tree, and Walmart apologizes for trying to kill journalists. Your morning news brief.

Trump’s Good Boy Jeff Sessions Gone Lock Her Up. Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 14, 2017

Julian Assange offered to help Trump in exchange for the Australian ambassadorship. Is that bad? And Trump took clean coal to Newcastle. But not Puerto Rico! They're handled by Whitefish. Your morning news brief!

Topeka Jerk Babies Fear Habitat For Humanity Homes Will Be Full Of Criminals, Which All Poor People Are

Welcome to the neighborhood! Here's your racist graffiti!

All About Gay Cakes Bout Gay Cakes! Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 8, 2017

Senate Republicans don't want to touch ACA, Newt Gingrich plots his return, and Equifax gets hacked. Your morning news brief.
Don't mind me, I'm just being a complete asshole.

Sam Brownback Gets The Hell Out Of Dodge

Get it? Cause Dodge is, like, IN KANSAS.

GOP Senators Gonna Dick-Slap The Hell Outta Trump If He Fires Jeff Sessions

These GOP senators are defending the honor of their unbelievably racist best pal!

Trump’s Asshole Voter Suppression Commission Met Today And Elijah Cummings IS PISSED

Elijah Cummings is Mad About A Thing. Also this is your OPEN THREAD.

Now That Trumpcare Is Dead, Let’s Rest In This Spooky Old Abandoned House

Maybe that guy with the hockey mask will give us a ride.

Zombie TrumpCare Dies Again! Wonkagenda for Tues., July 18, 2017

TrumpCare fails again, the House moves on to money, and Trump screams at Chris Christie. Your morning news brief.

Kris Kobach Already Has Plans To Suppress Voting, So Why Bother With Fraud Commission?

Just because the head of the voter fraud commission had big plans for making voting harder doesn't mean he's biased.

Republicans Bravely Run Away From Fourth Of July Town Halls

Republicans would rather go to Afghanistan than a town hall. Makes sense to us!

Is Trump CIA Director Mike Pompeo A Dirty, Dirty Boy? We Are Just Asking!

Pompeo didn't seem to mind giving Michael Flynn top-secret intelligence even though he was a threat to the republic. And that's not the only weird thing about Pompeo!

We Will Have Karen Handel To Kick Around Anymore!

Turn that frown sort of sideways, let's see how that looks huh?

Well, ‘Voting’ Was Fun While It Lasted!

Thank goodness someone's getting to this vital nonexistent problem.

Spicey SO SORRY For Hitler! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 12, 2017

MANY NEWSES this morning, including Spicer apologizes for being A Idiot, Jeff Sessions is keeping it REAL (racist), did Bill O'Reilly get You're Fired? Your morning news brief!

Trump Just Winging It Bigly Now. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 11, 2017

Donald Trump completes his hostile takeover of the GOP, Kansas goes to the polls, and President Bannon tells Breitbart to be nice to Jared. Your morning news brief!