Tag: justice department

Winner: Best Deer in Headlights Look since Dan Quayle

Jeff Sessions Gonna GIT TOUGH ON YA, For ‘Justice’

Sessions can't change any laws. But he sure can muck around with Justice.

The Shaming Of The Shrew. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 30, 2018

Republicans STILL MAD at the shaming of Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Dr. Ronny Jackson is quit-fired, and the NRA bans guns. Your morning news brief.

Have We Told Mitch McConnell To Eat A Bag Of Turtle Dicks This Week?

REPUBLICANS in the Senate (for real!) are trying to protect the Robert Mueller investigation, but that fucker Mitch McConnell WON'T STAND FOR IT!

Trump’s Very Good Brain DEMENTIA-SPLODES All Over ‘Fox & Friends’!

HOT DAMN, this interview!

Trump Pardons Scooter Libby, Because LOLOL We Live In Hell And Nothing Matters Anymore?

Take THAT, James Comey and FBI and CIA and all the rest of America too!

This Is Stupid Watergate. Wonkagenda For Fri., April 13, 2018

James Comey spills the beans, Trump wants ANOTHER mulligan, and Michael Cohen recorded EVERYTHING! Your morning news brief!

Bannon’s Back! Back Again! Bannon’s Back! Tell A Friend! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 12, 2018

Trump can't make up his mind on Syria, Eric Greitens is a creepy sex monster, and Mark Zuckerberg really is an asshole. Your morning news brief.
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Justice Department Helping Immigrants Get Home Sooner By Ending Legal Aid

This here 'Justice' Department may need a new moniker.
DOESN'T SAY LIES

Wait, Trump LIED His Spray-Tanned Nuts Off About James Comey? How Could That BEEEEE?

WHOA HEY, somebody else kept the receipts, and his name is Dana Boente!

Donald Trump Forgot The Name ‘White House.’ Wonkagenda For Tues., April 3, 2018

Paul Manafort is under Mueller's magnifying glass, Scott Pruitt somehow gets even more sleazy, and good LORD Donald Trump is fuckin' dumb. Your morning news brief.
Gonna fuck you up!

Uh Oh, Has Robert Mueller Been A NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY BOY?

We seen it on Sean Hannity, must be true!

Cops Who Shot Alton Sterling Won’t Face Justice. And The Cops Who Shot Stephon Clark…?

Justice denied is just plain justice denied.

You’re Not Gonna Believe This, But Another Lawyer In The White House Would Like To Quit

We are starting to sense a pattern here!

Old Mad Colonel OUTRAGED To Discover He’s Worked At Fox News For 10 Years

Yep, this guy sure is all about journamalistic integrity.

Pretty Sure Donald Trump Just Added The ‘My Pillow’ Guy To His Team Of Rent-A-Lawyers

Meet Joe diGenova! You are gonna LOVE HIM.