Tag: justice department

Here’s What The Fuck Is Going On With Steve Bannon And Robert Mueller

Rachel Maddow figured it out. Rachel Maddow ALWAYS figures it out.

Paul Ryan Loves Devin Nunes And Scratches His Belly And Helps Him Cover Up Trump-Russia

Guess who's got Devin Nunes's back in the witch hunt to destroy FBI/DOJ in order to cover up Trump's crimes? That's right, IT'S PAUL RYAN!
Just gonna make America great again here

DOJ And FBI Dusting Off Hillary Clinton-Brand Speculum For Double-Headed Investigation!

The Society To Prevent Cruelty To Dead Horses has already lodged a complaint.

New Year, Same Fucking Devin Nunes

Nunes is already working VERY HARD to win Wonkette's coveted Legislative Shitheel award for 2018.

Trump Back To Work Watching ‘Fox & Friends’ And Twitter-Bitching About Huma Abedin

Guess Trump's New Year's resolution was to say dumb shit on Twitter a whole lot.

The Year In The Trump-Russia Conspiracy Was Oh Who The Fuck Knows At This Point

LOOK HOW MANY STORIES WE WROTE ABOUT RUSSIA THIS YEAR, OH MY GOD.

More Indictments For Paul Manafort? Robert Mueller Really Never Stops Giving!

Paul Manafort still has a lot of 'splainin' to do.

♪ It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Prison! ♪ Wonkagenda for Wed., Dec. 27, 2017

Santa Mueller has a present for Paul Manafort, Trump's cabinet is hiding from the press, and Mike Huckabee goes to the movies. Your morning news brief.

Justice Department To Judges: No ‘Sympathy’ For The Devil (Immigrant Children)

Yep, there went the last of our Christmas good feels.

Trumps Got Richer … IN LOVE! Just Kidding. Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 26, 2017

Trump dumps the UN, Democrats gear up for 2018, and Ivanka's money laundering problem. Your morning news brief.

WHO’S LEAKING THE SEXTS? WHO’S LEAKING THE SEXTS? Oh, It’s Just The Trump Justice Department Again

We are officially bored with this STUPID FUCKING STORY.

Mike Huckabee So Mad Fired Mueller FBI Guy Did LITERAL COUP To Trump, By Sexting

This is definitely a thing that happened.
Little angel babies!

DOJ Finally Investigating Planned Parenthood’s Fetus-Parts Yard Sales

2015's hottest fake news story is now a real Justice Department investigation.

White Cop Who Killed Walter Scott Actually Catches 20 Years In Prison, So Everything’s Good Now

A white cop is actually going to prison for shooting an unarmed black man. During the Trump administration, no less.

Trump Idiot Lawyer John Dowd Pretty Sure King Trump Doesn’t Have To Follow ‘Laws’

GOLLY, where have we heard this before?

Look, America, Trump Is Being Putin’s Fuck Toy Again!

It's weird how Trump's actions keep aligning with the Kremlin's interests!