Tag: jury duty

Trump To China: ‘Obama Did It.’ Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 9, 2017

Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!
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12 Wingnut Men: Wingnut Thinks Only Creationists Can Judge Other Creationists In Court

A conservative media host has declared it unconstitutional for a creationist to be tried in court by anyone who isn't another creationist, because echo chambers are the last defense against tyranny. Dave Daubenmire is a professional loudmouth over at wingnut...

Georgia Jurors Don’t Have Option To State Occupation As ‘Slave’ Anymore, Obamacare Probably To Blame

It's getting to where political correctness is just ruining everything, isn't it? ABA Journal reports that Court officials in DeKalb County, Ga., acted quickly after learning that an online jury form listed “slave” as a possible occupation. They add that the...

Jury Selection Process Will Probably Do Sarah Palin’s Quitting For Her

Sarah Palin's incomprehensible hillbilly stardom to the rescue: quit-monster loser Palin will not have to find a way to also "randomly decide to abandon" her jury duty service halfway through just to keep her perfect quit record after recently leaving...

Sarah Palin Says She Only Kind of Quit Bus Tour, Also Quits Trip To Sudan

Quitting addict Sarah Palin is furious, on Facebook, that everyone figured out she quit her bus tour. Stopping the bus does not mean "quit." It means, snowbillies need to take a vacation from their vacations sometimes. Palin was called home for...

Breaking: Fed Raises Key Interest Rate

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