Tag: julian assange

But Donald Trump Jr.’s Russian Emails! Dear LORD, His Fuckin’ Russian Emails!

Oh for Christ's sake, can we just lock him the fuck up already?

Trump Aides Quit Trying To Control Him. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 30, 2017

GOP tries try ram tax cuts (for rich) down our throats, Roy Moore doesn't think women should vote, and Trump's aides are giving up. Your morning news brief.

They Wanted ALL YOUR RUSSIAN EMAILS, Jared Kushner, You Slimy Fuck

Oh, you meant THOSE Russian emails?

The Intercept Knows Breaking Up With Julian Assange Is For The Best, But It Still Hurts :(

Pretty sure Glenn Greenwald is still seeing Assange on the side, though.

Two More Women For Moore. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 16, 2017

THE DOSSIER gets spicey, Trump U. is back, and Steve Mnuchin has a cash problem. Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump Jr. Seems Pretty Darn Proud Of His Russian WikiLeaks Sexts!

Oh Donald Trump Jr., please go to jail.

Trump’s Good Boy Jeff Sessions Gone Lock Her Up. Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 14, 2017

Julian Assange offered to help Trump in exchange for the Australian ambassadorship. Is that bad? And Trump took clean coal to Newcastle. But not Puerto Rico! They're handled by Whitefish. Your morning news brief!

LOL Michael Flynn Is So Fucked

The Michael Flynn indictment clock is a-tickin'!

Here’s All The Hottest Russia Investigation News, None Of Which Is About Hillary’s Uranium

Sorry, Donald Trump, the grown-ups are talking.

The GOP Civil War Is ON! Wonkagenda for Thursday, Oct. 26, 2017

The GOP has a cat fight, Rexxon is ruining the world, and Lou Dobbs blows Trump on national television. Your morning news brief.

Are These The Three Dumbest Fucking Reactions To The Trump-Russia Dossier News? Sure Why Not.

Starring Tomi Lahren, Donald Trump Jr. and PROGRESSIVE SAVIOR Tulsi Gabbard!

Let’s Check In With The Dumbest Dipshits In The Whole Wide Russia Scandal!

Let's see what The Moron Squad is up to! Spoiler Alert: IT IS STUPID!

Oh Chris Cillizza, You FUCKING Shitheel

America's Greatest Journalist is pissed off at Hillary Clinton for condemning Harvey Weinstein INCORRECTLY.

A List Of All The Women Who Are To Blame For Harvey Weinstein Being A Sex Pig, By Some Idiots

Behind every successful man is a woman who DIDNT EVEN STOP HIM.

Your Weekly Top Ten Sure Does Love Tomi Lahren Genealogy Stories!

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