Tag: Josh Duggar

Your Weekly Top Ten Is OMG TOMORROW IS WONKETTE BABY TODDLER HUMAN’S BIRTHDAY!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

2016: The Year The Palins And The Duggars Bored The Everloving Sh*t Out Of Us

Oh, Palins. Oh, Duggars. We still can't quit you, even if you do suck lately.
RUN AWAY, ANNA!

Praise God And Pass The Gravy, Josh Duggar Cured Of Being Complete Boner Pervert

HALLELUJAH HE IS WASHED IN THE BLOOD!
RUN AWAY, ANNA!

Josh Duggar Not Sorry Satan Used His Jesus Peener For Evil

Josh reportedly believes "external forces" caused him to molest his family and bang porn stars. OK.

Are The Duggar Girls Planning Their Pregnancies Like Common Regular-Amount-Of-Children Hoors?

Well sure -- who wants to watch 'Totally Reasonable Amount of Children and Daddy Got His Penis Tube Tied'?

‘Jill And Jessa: Counting On’ Finale: Our Long National Nightmare Is Over At Last

We regret to inform you that the latest iteration of the Duggars, "Jill and Jessa: Counting Spawn On" has not yet been cancelled. Turns out prayers don't do shit. Perhaps we need to start making blood sacrifices to minor...
that's the devil in your pants

Let’s Have Dumb Old Kirk Cameron Tell Us How To Romance Our Christian Wives

Let's get one thing out of the way: Kirk Cameron is cute. This is why it such a screaming shame he fell in with the wrong crowd and became a creationist dickweasel fundamentalist Christian. And he dragged his dumb...

‘Jill And Jessa’ Duggar Aired The Birth Of Squashy Spurgeon And We Wish We Had No Eyes

This is what you are greeted with when you tune to this week's episode of "Jill and Jessa: Counting On": Oh good. Because if there was one thing this squashy-baby-filled show was missing, it was the expulsion of another squashy...

Fancy Branson Road Tripping With The Duggars On This Week’s ‘Jill And Jessa’

Every week, we wake up early on Wednesday morning and say a little prayer to whatever bloodthirsty pagan god we're praying to this time that somehow, some way, the "Jill and Jessa: Counting On A Trainwreck" show did not...

Ben Seewald Spits Mad (Bad, Sad, Dad, Cad) Rhymes On This Week’s Duggar Recap

Oh boy oh boy oh boy. This is the Jill and Jessa episode we have been waiting for. No, not the one where Josh comes back all tearful from sex rehab (though that episode better happen, goddammit) but the...
Feed the baby the soups!

Ruby Tuesday SO Hot Right Now, Apparently! Your Weekly Top Ten

<a href="http://wonkette.com/599553/worlds-sexiest-north-american-leaders-break-entire-internet-with-sexiness"></a>Oh look, it is an old picture of Wonkette Baby Donna Rose eating soup, like a lady! Why are we showing you this old picture? Because it's cute, OBVIOUSLY, and also Wonkette WENT VIRAL AGAIN, just like we...

This Week’s Duggar Recap Features Heaping Helping Of Squashy Babies And Filthy Cars

Goddammit. As of this week, this particular person working at yr Wonkette can no longer watch xfinity shows online thanks to an "upgrade." What does this mean? This means that this particular person working at yr Wonkette had to...

Learn About How Ben Is A Disgusting Eater In This Week’s Duggar Recap!

Over the last seven days, the Earth continued to revolve and the Sun, regrettably, did not swallow up the planet, which means (a) Donald TrumpĀ is even more dangerously close to being the leader of the free world and (b)...