Tag: john sununu

Basically Tim Pawlenty with slightly more experience. Whatever happened to T-Paw anyway?

John Kasich Explores Presidential Bid, Hopes Everyone Can Stay Awake Long Enough To Vote For Him

Everyone scoot over, we’ve got another passenger for the Republican clown car. John Kasich, the colorless blob of wheat germ currently serving as governor of Ohio, is on an eight-state speaking tour that just coincidentally happens to include South...
Metaphor? Why did you think Grover Norquist's 'government small enough to drown in a bathtub' was a metaphor?

NH Republican Takes ‘Wave Election’ Metaphor A Bit Far, Wants To Drown Democrats

Hey, remember that one time Barack Obama repeated a line from The Untouchables and wingnuts all freaked out about his violent thuggish rhetoric? In today's Civility Update, we have real gem from New Hampshire GOP Chair Jennifer Horn, who...

Scott Brown Has ALWAYS Been ‘A Phony From New Hampshire’

Sweet baby pink-swaddled Jesus, this has got to be the best worst introduction of a candidate you are supposedly supporting in the history of everything. Be right back, we have to go have these split sides stitched up. At a...

John Sununu Just Loves Scott Brown’s Virtual New Hampshire DNA

Drudge Sirens for the culmination of the most unsurprising long tease of the political year, please. It's finally official: Prettyboy hair-mass Scott Brown has announced that he's running for Senate in New Hampshire, where he hopes to defeat incumbent...

Known Black Person Colin Powell Simply Does Not Care For Sarah Palin Being A Balls-Out Racist

Hey, Colin Powell, you are a black Republican. What do you think of people in your party who are constantly not being racist with their watermelon emails and their funny nose-bone witch-doctor shirts? Oh, you are against it? Perhaps...

John Sununu: Barack Obama Is Pretty Much Pol Pot, Because ‘Government’

Favored Romney surrogate (because Mr. Manager Mitt Romney makes the greatest and classiest personnel decisions) John Sununu opened his wobbly old turkey mouth and said some more stupid shit today, because it is "a day." Sure, His Lord High...

John Sununu Knows The Real Story Behind Michelle Obama’s Dress

Known government-teat succubus Michelle Obama showed up to the first night of the DNC in a shiny frock, much like the shiny frocks worn by Target addicted upwardly-mobile assholes who park their Camrys like they're BMWs at your local...

John Sununu Accuses CNN Of Pilfering Talking Points From the ‘Democratic Blog Boards’

So here's what appears to be the Romney-Ryan camp's plan for combatting accusations that Paul Ryan wants to gut Medicare through couponization and Mitt Romney endorsed that plan during the primaries: Saying that Mitt Romney has his own plan...

Romney Surrogate John Sununu Regrets Using ‘The Words That Were There’

Well it has been quite a rollercoaster of a week for non-apology apologies, has it not? Like the foreign policy aide who ONLY TWEETS ABOUT CHINAMEN OUT OF FRUSTRATION and THEN that unfortunate "satirical" reference to fried chicken on...

George H.W. Bush Flunky Still Mad About Democrats And Their Weed

Before George H.W. Bush became America's lovable old "sensible Republican" grandpa, he was an angry, out-of-touch Republican president, who was flabbergasted to lose in '92 to a fat pot-smoking southerner whom he publicly called a "bozo." For most...

Mitt Romney Likes Being Able to Fire People Who Provide Teaching To You

Hello, fellow taxpayers! You will be ecstatic to know that Mitt Romney has thought very carefully about the Wisconsin recall election, and drawn some conclusions about what you, the taxpayer, want and how it coincidentally is exactly the same...

Former Lawmakers Can’t Get A Job Either

Do not despair, jobless people! You're not alone. Several members of Congress who lost their positions in the 2008 elections have yet to find gainful employment, and perennial loser Alberto Gonzales also remains at loose ends because George Bush...

John Sununu: Fire Alberto Gonzales

Congress Solves Fuel Crisis