Tag: john oliver
UH OH MIKE PENCE YOU BEEN HOPPIN' THROUGH THE FOREST AND SCOOPIN' UP GAY BUNNIES AND BOPPIN' THEM ON THE HEAD?
Trump aims at Mueller, Congress approaches the fiscal cliff (again), and Mike Pence has a gay rabbit. Your morning news brief.
Democrats release their Trump-Russia memo, Trump wants his personal pilot to head the FAA, Olympians wonder what the hell Ivanka does anyway. Your morning news brief!
The Lord works in mysterious ways! But this is not one of them.
Republicans try to kick the can down the road (again), Robert Mueller cranks Trump-Russia up to 11, and the FCC is engaging in some serious fuckery with net neutrality. Your morning news brief.
Trump's FCC wants to screw the Internet AND poor people just in time for Christmas, Hanukkah, and Festivus.
How could Hannity just kill a Keurig, Republicans are trying to push the Trump/Ryan tax cut (for the super rich only), and the NSA's hacker problem. Your morning news brief.
Mueller wants Manafort for Halloween, Paul Ryan and Trump's tax plan are up in the air, and DC is drowning in swamp monsters. Your morning news brief.
FEMA loses the plot. How's about Congressman Blackwater, Wyoming? And Mike Pence fakes it. Your morning news brief.
Congress considers banning "bump stocks," a majority don't trust Trump, and the "Cutest Pet" on Capitol Hill! Your morning news brief!
If we cover another story today, it'll probably be Puerto Rico. Otherwise, here are some things that *would* have been news today. Your morning news brief!
Sportsball ruined forever, Merkel holds on, and Peggy Noonan ponders peace through Trump. Your morning news brief.
Pence yells at the media, Wall St. can't wait to be free, and Ajit Pai is giving Sinclair Broadcasting a helping hand. Your morning news brief!
Hey, how about news that's as biased as Fox, but doesn't reveal its ideology openly?
Rod Rosenstein is hands off, Trump has his own shadow government, and Trump TV gets a new host. Your morning news brief!
Respectfully submitted: go fuck yourself, Bob.