Tag: john mccain

Mitch McConnell Just DELIGHTED To Deport Dreamers Up Shit Creek

What's next for DACA recipients? How about an underground railroad to Canada until sanity returns to this place?

Good Boy Devin! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 5, 2018

The Memo gets shredded, incumbent House Republicans running scared, and Illinois GOP embraces hate. Your morning news brief.

RNC Decides Trump’s Transphobic Military Ban Is A Thing They Definitely Want To Run With

The RNC voted yesterday to declare being trans “a disqualifying psychological and physical” condition that ought to prevent one from serving in the military.

Trump Davos Speech Makes Him President In 3, 2, 1. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan., 26, 2018

Trump says big words to rich people, Paul Ryan steps on sick children, and a museum offers Trump a golden throne. Your morning newsbrief.

Lindsey Graham And Donald Trump Are ON A BREAK!

Lindsey Graham gonna teach that philandering Donald Trump a lesson, yes siree.

Is Donald Trump Crossing His Fingers For His Very Own 9/11? Maaaybe!

What about a Reichstag Fire? Or a Moscow Apartment Bombing? Would Trump like one of those?
Don't go away mad. Just go away.

Racist Shitbag Joe Arpaio Wants To Lose Senate Race Just Like Accused Pedo Roy Moore Did!

Pretty sure God has different plans for that Senate seat, Joe.

New Year, Same Fucking Devin Nunes

Nunes is already working VERY HARD to win Wonkette's coveted Legislative Shitheel award for 2018.

Your 2017 Legislative Boyfriend We Mean Hero Of The Year Is ADAM SCHIFF!

He is the literal opposite of Devin Nunes, and that is why he wins.

Trump Can’t Wait For His Orange Global Warming Tan! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 29, 2017

Trump rants to the New York Times, Earth braces for a big oil pounding, and Peggy Noonan goes to the movies! Your morning news brief!

Make ‘Duck & Cover’ Great Again. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 18, 2017

A Fox lady gives Rupert Murdoch a FUCKING EARFUL, Republican tax fuckery hits another snag, and the GOP has record LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.

It’s The GOP Tax Bill Hokey-Pokey!

THA FUCK DO WE KNOW?

What It’s Like When Twitchy And The Daily Caller Drive You To Drink

The internet is very stupid sometimes.

Trump Bigger Than Jesus! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 1, 2017

GOP money fuckery, Trump lights a tree, and Walmart apologizes for trying to kill journalists. Your morning news brief.

Senate Republicans Can’t Wait To Cut Taxes For The Rich, Kill Your Healthcare, Screw Your Mom

Oh, look, mother, the rich are dancing in the streets. How nice for them!

Senate GOP Got Obamacare Repeal In Its Tax Cuts

Yes, we have to protest this shit AGAIN.