Tag: john kelly

Trump Staffers Just Love How Mass Shootings Let Them Catch Some Well-Deserved R&R

Fuck all these disgusting people right in the ear.

Wonkette’s Weekly Top Ten Just LOVES Mueller Time

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Boy Howdy, Trump Is NOT Gonna Like This Reince Priebus Interview

Dispatches from the shitshow-iest shitshow ever to shit all over the White House!

Bullets Trump Thoughts, Prayers. Again. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 15, 2018

Another mass school shooting, Grassley says the coverup part out loud, and Dreamers are hanging on the edge of forever. Your morning news brief.

Chris Wray Says ACTUALLY Sarah Huckabee Sanders And John Kelly Are Total Fucking Liars Who Lie

The White House can't even keep track of its own lies anymore.

Trump Defends Wife Beaters. Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 12, 2018

Trump defends a serial wife beater, the military takes a golden shower, and Devin Nunes launches his very 'alt-news' site. Your morning news brief!

Orrin Hatch Just Heartbroken Over How This Rob Porter Scandal Has Hurt Orrin Hatch

He seems more heartbroken for himself than the woman who got punched in the face.

Trump Wishes Rob Porter Well, Reminds America Bitches Often Be Lyin’

Fuck all these assholes.

‘I Heard Him Screaming At You In The Night, And I Was Scared’

But no pictures, so it doesn't count.

Let’s Watch Nice Young Man Raj Shah Do First White House Press Briefing, Get Eaten Alive

Raj Shah has the potential to be the next Sarah Huckabee Sanders, God help him.

John Kelly YOU’RE FIRED! Watch, Day Three: Trump So Mad! Hope Hicks Such Idiot!

Maybe he can go live in the Big Brother house with Omarosa.

They Break It, You Buy It. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 9, 2018

ANOTHER government shutdown, Russian hookers, MORE secret memos, and Caligula Orgies. Your morning news brief!

Could Somebody Help John Kelly Find Some Cardboard Boxes? Sturdy Cardboard Boxes Needed.

It's another episode of 'Backstabbing White House People Backstabbing Everyone.'

White House Can’t Decide Who’s Lazier, Mexicans Or Democrats, Napping Under The Cactus In Their Big Sombreros

The hardest-working administration in history has thoughts on lazy Mexicans.

Vive le Résistance! Wonkagenda for Wed., Feb. 7, 2018

Trump wants a parade, Congress tries to avert ANOTHER shutdown, and Jesus is being selective with flu shots. Your morning news brief!