Tag: john kelly
Stinky jizz-encrusted Nazi trashfire Steve Bannon doesn't have to go home, but he can't stay in the White House.
Bannon's job is reportedly in big trouble mister, but he always seems to have a way of squirreling himself back into Trump's good graces.
We're pretty sure Glenn Greenwald thinks the American 'Deep State' is worse than Pol Pot. YEAH BUDDY.
President Fuck-Bonkers was up bright and early, doing the hard work of playing on Twitter.
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Mueller ain't fucking around, West Virginia sees red, and the all the Russia shit's going down on ... LINKED IN??? Your morning news brief!
WHO IN THE FUCK ARE THE LOCAL MILK PEOPLE?
Don't count Jeff Sessions out of the race (baiting) yet, baby.
Trump disses the White House, Paul Ryan wants to build The Wall, and Rexxon wants to go back to bed. Your morning news brief.
ERRBODY ASS GETTIN' FIRED UP IN HERE!
10 DAYS! HE MADE IT 10 DAYS! TEEEEEEEEEN FUCKING DAYS!
Why is anyone thrilled that this deportation-happy jerk is getting promoted?
Beating TrumpCare back into the grave, Paul Ryan tax cuts are back, Ivanka Trump is having a sad :( Your morning news brief!
Reince Priebus OUT! Current Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly IN! Donald Trump STILL IDIOT!
John McCain ready to keep kicking ass, Trump gives another INSANE interview, and zombie TrumpCare tries one last scare. Your morning news brief.
We probably haven't heard the last of David Clarke, especially if there's a TV camera within 20 miles.
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