Tag: john kelly

General John Kelly Apologizes For Being Liar, HAHA JUST KIDDING ARE YOU NEW HERE?

Who are you going to believe? John Kelly or the ACTUAL VIDEO OF THE FREDERICA WILSON SPEECH HE LIED ABOUT?

General John Kelly Lied About Rep. Frederica Wilson, And He Fucking Knows It

Whaaaaaaaaat? Donald Trump and his chief of staff are LYING?

General John Kelly Fucks Self With Donald Trump’s Sword

America, we have just witnessed something disgusting.

Are You Tired Of Winning Yet? Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct. 18, 2017

Trump insults another Gold Star family, the GOP rips off an ACA band-aid, and Steve Mnuchin threatens the stock market. Your morning news brief.

Trump Declares War On GOP For Jesus. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 16, 2017

Trump brings back Christmas, Bannon goes to war, Trump can't wait to 'You're Fired' SCOTUS Democrats. Your morning news brief.

Trump Thinks Puerto Rico Has Been Mollycoddled Enough. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct 12, 2017

Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!

Dumb Old President Loser-Dick Hates Everything, Wishes It Was DEAD!

Sad old goat is probably locked in his room, blaring Elliott Smith to drown out all the TEARS. Now it is your OPEN THREAD!

GOP Sen. Bob Corker Has Only Just Begun To Talk Shit About Donald Trump

Bob Corker isn't the hero we want OR the hero we need, but GODDAMN, this is entertaining.
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

Let’s Play Fuck/Marry/Kill/Tickle/Finger/Dick-Punch With The Trump Cabinet!

Is Rex Tillerson about to get YOU'RE FIRED? John Kelly? SOMEBODY ELSE? Who can even fucking say.

Trump Mindlessly Threatens WWIII (AGAIN). Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 6, 2017

Trump personally fucking with ACA, John Kelly got hacked, and you'll never guess that Breitbart's all-Nazi and Buzzfeed has the goods! Your morning news brief!

Looks Like GOP Sen. Bob Corker Thinks Trump Is A Moron Too!

Well, he wouldn't be wrong!

Senate Intel Committee: Trump-Russia Investigation Will Be Over When It’s Over, So GTFO

The investigation continues! Sorry, Trump-loving dildo brains :(

Rex Tillerson Still In Love With Dumbass ‘Moron’ Donald Trump, HE SWEARS!

Note that he does not deny calling Trump a 'moron.'

Can We Get You To Click On A Post About Trade War If We Tell You Trump Shouts ‘Where’s My Peter?’

John Kelly will stick a shiv in Donald Trump's Trade Advisor. BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.