Tag: john kelly
Fuck all these disgusting people right in the ear.
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Dispatches from the shitshow-iest shitshow ever to shit all over the White House!
Another mass school shooting, Grassley says the coverup part out loud, and Dreamers are hanging on the edge of forever. Your morning news brief.
The White House can't even keep track of its own lies anymore.
Trump defends a serial wife beater, the military takes a golden shower, and Devin Nunes launches his very 'alt-news' site. Your morning news brief!
He seems more heartbroken for himself than the woman who got punched in the face.
Fuck all these assholes.
But no pictures, so it doesn't count.
Raj Shah has the potential to be the next Sarah Huckabee Sanders, God help him.
Maybe he can go live in the Big Brother house with Omarosa.
ANOTHER government shutdown, Russian hookers, MORE secret memos, and Caligula Orgies. Your morning news brief!
It's another episode of 'Backstabbing White House People Backstabbing Everyone.'
White House Can’t Decide Who’s Lazier, Mexicans Or Democrats, Napping Under The Cactus In Their Big Sombreros
The hardest-working administration in history has thoughts on lazy Mexicans.
Trump wants a parade, Congress tries to avert ANOTHER shutdown, and Jesus is being selective with flu shots. Your morning news brief!