Tag: john kelly
Trump obsessed with spies, Michael Cohen's partner flips, and Mick Mulvaney has words about CHIP. Your morning news brief.
Maybe Rosenstein and Chris Wray have this shit under control. Maybe they don't and EVERYBODY SHOULD PANIC A LOT.
ANOTHER Trump Tower meeting, Trump and his Congress bois get first crack at Mueller's info, and that good old China trade war. Your morning news brief!
Oh, what a lovely little Shitferbrains we have for you today, Wonkers! It's full of some of the most original trolling we've ever seen, and... OK, actually, it's the same derp as ever, albeit with at one new attempt...
What about all those FEMA reeducation camps Obama was going to imprison patriots in? Could put the kids there.
Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.
First Amendment HOW DOES IT GO?
He's not racist. He just wishes immigrants had the job skills America needs. Like being white.
She's been on the job for like six months so let's go ahead and start her resignation clock.
Avenatti's got something new on Michael Cohen, Giuliani gets quit-fired by his law firm, and Scott Pruitt dines with an ALLEGED pedophile. Your morning news brief.
Maybe immigration isn't such a hot idea after all. Just look how all these white people are fucking the place up.
Giuliani fucks up on Hannity, Rubio breaks his spine (again), and John Kelly wants to GTFO. Your morning news brief.
Trump's doc feels 'raped,' 71 different Scott Pruitt stories, and Mark Zuckerberg isn't for spying on you. Your morning news brief.
The Very Best People continue to impress us.
JOHN KELLY FIRING WATCH: High alert!