Tag: john kelly

Paranoid Trump Searches For Spies. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 23, 2018

Trump obsessed with spies, Michael Cohen's partner flips, and Mick Mulvaney has words about CHIP. Your morning news brief.

We Sure Do Hope Rod Rosenstein Knows What The Fuck He’s Doing Right Now

Maybe Rosenstein and Chris Wray have this shit under control. Maybe they don't and EVERYBODY SHOULD PANIC A LOT.

QATAR WHO. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 22, 2018

ANOTHER Trump Tower meeting, Trump and his Congress bois get first crack at Mueller's info, and that good old China trade war. Your morning news brief!

Deleted Comments: Are All You Diversity Supremacists Inbread Or Just Jewish?

Oh, what a lovely little Shitferbrains we have for you today, Wonkers! It's full of some of the most original trolling we've ever seen, and... OK, actually, it's the same derp as ever, albeit with at one new attempt...
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Why Not Just Put The Immigrant Kids Ripped From Their Parents In Manzanar?

What about all those FEMA reeducation camps Obama was going to imprison patriots in? Could put the kids there.

One Year Later. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 16, 2018

Michael Cohen's got a BIG problem, it's military warehouses for kids at the border, and the #Vagenda claims another big victory. Your morning news brief.

John Kelly Says USA Has No Room For Illiterate Peasants, Didn’t Mean His Own Ancestors

He's not racist. He just wishes immigrants had the job skills America needs. Like being white.

Kirstjen Nielsen So Miserable Working For Trump She Just Might Tear A Mexican Family Apart!

She's been on the job for like six months so let's go ahead and start her resignation clock.

Crooked Mikey, LOCK HIM UP. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 11, 2018

Avenatti's got something new on Michael Cohen, Giuliani gets quit-fired by his law firm, and Scott Pruitt dines with an ALLEGED pedophile. Your morning news brief.

US Diplomats Said ‘Please Don’t Deport Refugees, It’s Bad.’ Trump Said, ‘We Still Have Diplomats?’

Maybe immigration isn't such a hot idea after all. Just look how all these white people are fucking the place up.

LOLOL GIULIANI HAHA WHOOPS. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 3, 2018.

Giuliani fucks up on Hannity, Rubio breaks his spine (again), and John Kelly wants to GTFO. Your morning news brief.

Rosenstein Tells Nunes To Eat Shit. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 2, 2018

Trump's doc feels 'raped,' 71 different Scott Pruitt stories, and Mark Zuckerberg isn't for spying on you. Your morning news brief.
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Evil Dems Made Mike Pence’s Doctor Complain About Ronny Jackson’s ‘Misconduct’ Last Year

The Very Best People continue to impress us.

John Kelly Thinks Trump Is Total Effing Idiot, So He’s Getting Fired Soon

JOHN KELLY FIRING WATCH: High alert!