Tag: john kelly

The 69,872 Most Crazy-Ass Scoops In Maggie Haberman’s New Profile Of King Trump

HE DOES NOT WATCH 8 HOURS OF TV A DAY, SHUT UP FAKE NEWS.
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

GENERAL JOHN KELLY IS NOT THE DAD OF HIM, DONALD TRUMP!!!

Sounds like the Adult Daycare at 1600 Penn is off the rails.

James O’Keefe Steps On His Dick (Again). Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 28, 2017

James O'Keefe gets schooled by WaPo, Republicans scramble to pass their tax cuts for the super rich, and Democrats are salivating at their 2018 chances. Your morning news brief.

Trump To China: ‘Obama Did It.’ Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 9, 2017

Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!

Trump Tells Maggie Haberman To Say He’s Not Mad And She’s Like ‘OK BOSS!’

Maggie Haberman is bad at journalism again.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders THROUGH With Uppity Black Lady Reporters And Their So-Called ‘Questions’

In which the Trump White House cannot answer a simple question about IS SLAVERY GOOD? Y/N

John Kelly Supports Special Counsel Sean Hannity’s Call For Probe Of Made-Up Hillary Shit

The Adult in the Room is enabling the president's temper tantrums with some temper tantrums of his own.

John Kelly Submits To Dark Side. Wonkagenda for Wed., Nov. 1, 2017

Republicans delay the their crappy tax plan, Fox has a horrible Indictment Day, Congress is mad at Facebook. Your morning news brief.

John Kelly Just Wondering Why We Couldn’t ‘Compromise’ On Slavery

The 'adult in the room' believes some pretty childish things about history.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Dressing Up As Trump’s Pee Tape For Halloween This Year

COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Here’s All The Hottest Russia Investigation News, None Of Which Is About Hillary’s Uranium

Sorry, Donald Trump, the grown-ups are talking.

The GOP Civil War Is ON! Wonkagenda for Thursday, Oct. 26, 2017

The GOP has a cat fight, Rexxon is ruining the world, and Lou Dobbs blows Trump on national television. Your morning news brief.

Trump Wishes That War Widow Would Stop Bleeding From Her Wherever At Him

Surprise, America, the president is being a lying fuck again.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Sick And Tired Of Talking About John Kelly

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

General John Kelly Apologizes For Being Liar, HAHA JUST KIDDING ARE YOU NEW HERE?

Who are you going to believe? John Kelly or the ACTUAL VIDEO OF THE FREDERICA WILSON SPEECH HE LIED ABOUT?