Tag: john dingell

Donald Trump Opens His Shithole

Shithead says what?

Trump To Planet: Drop Dead

Bye, Earth! BYE!
Now here's a man who LOVES the Hispanics and their taco bowls

Hillary Clinton Like ‘Hey Donald Trump, Have Fun In Mexico LOLOLOLOL’

Trump's trip to Mexico will either be a disaster, or a bloody effing disaster, depending on your perspective.
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

Hillary Clinton Not All That Impressed With Donald Trump’s RNC Speech, How Odd

With bonus Tweets from Bernie Sanders and greatest congressional Tweeterer ever, John Dingell!
It's actually really irritating, no matter how it's packaged

Let’s All Point And Laugh At The Stupid Ugly Trump-Pence Logo!

There's something rather odd about the Trump/Pence 2016 logo. Can you spot it?

House Republicans Having No Good Very Bad Day. Let’s Point And Laugh At Them!

It's hard out there for a Republican member of Congress right now, and not just because everyone in America, including their fellow Republicans, hates their maggot-infested guts. First, John Boehner tells his caucus he is sick of their bullshit,...
You're both a idiot

Stupid Donald Trump Says Rick Perry Is The Real Stupid

Don't you just love the smell of stupids catfighting in the morning? Here is Gov. Rick Perry, trying to bitch-slap the guy who is currently kicking his ass so hard, Perry might not even scrape his way into the...
Yr face is gonna stick like that, Donna Rose!

Let’s Take Bets On What Sarah Palin Will Quit Next! Your Weekly Top Ten

Hey Wonkers, what is up and things! Are you quitting something today? Sarah Palin is! We don't know what it is, but we're sure she is. Of course, we are talking about that because this is your weekly Top...
BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED! Also, bored.

Former Rep. John Dingell Bored At Airport, Wins Internet All Over Again

It has been well Wonk-stablished that Former Michigan Rep. John Dingell (D-Badass) is the best congressional Tweeter ever, past, present or future. Like remember that time former Rep. Aaron Schock (R-Hey Gurl) resigned from Congress, and Dingell, all eighty-nine...
Shockingly, this outfit is not a persuasive argument

Thomas Jefferson Cosplay Will Not Save Your Job

Remember when we told you about one Ira Dennis Hawver Esquire JD, who appeared before the Kansas Supreme Court dressed up as Thomas Jefferson? And no, he wasn't kidding. He was there to beg the court not to disbar...
These are Yang worship words! You will not say them!

Happy Birthday, U.S. Constitution! Even The Parts Without Guns.

Happy Constitution Day, U.S. Wonkers of America and such as! On this day in 1987, we celebrated the 200th anniversary of the signing of the Constitution of the United States. Yr Doktor Zoom distinctly remembers how none of the...

Dingell Will Be A Congressman Until The End Of Recorded Time

John Dingell, an ancient swamp-beast summoned by medieval druids to ruin Al Gore's bid for the presidency by forcing the VP to utter the hilarious phrase "Dingell-Norwood" in a 2000 debate with George W. Bush, has been serving in...

Larouchies Now Considered ‘Democrat/Union Plants’

It is well known in Republican circles that anyone comparing Barack Obama to former German senator Adolf Hitler is secretly a black Democrat 'plant,' in a union. This includes Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck, but only during those times...

Waxman Will Run House Energy Committee, Dingell Will Run Nothing

Henry Wax Man, Man of Wax: as chairman of the House Oversight Committee, he has basically subpeonaed the entire Bush administration and asked them why they all suck so much. Henry Waxman rules! And now he will be taking...

Gossip Roundup: Jenna’s New Do

Gossip Roundup: McCain in a Blink