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Florida GOP Congressman Wants Joe Barton Destroyed

Here is the corporate troll and traitor Joe Barton (R-Texas) apologizing to BP for the terrible inconvenience America has caused BP, and also promising to move back to communist-land because he hates America so much. Now a Republican congressman...

Heroic Joe Barton Defies Death To Look At Oil Slick From Airplane

Comical Texas Rep. Joe Barton sure as hell does not want one iota of added oversight to the oil industry as a result this "insane oil spill" liberal conspiracy theory. But he cares, anyway. Check out this funny video...

SUNDAY SPECIAL: Stupid Pictures From Last Week’s Most Important Congressional Baseball Game Ever

You didn't think we'd forgotten the baseball post, did you? Never! Our full coverage of last week's annual Roll Call Congressional Baseball Game was always destined to come on Sunday, because Sunday is a day for watching baseball after...

Amphetamine-Tongued Warlock Breaks Into Congress, Frightens Joe Barton

Comical Texas Rep. Joe Barton's War on Gorillas intensified earlier today when he threatened to force poor, overworked clerks to read the entire 900-page Waxman-Markey energy bill aloud in committee, including his 450 obnoxious amendments about kicking Henry Waxman...

Joe Barton Tells Truth About Carbon Dioxide, Again

Here's your recent Wonkette obsession, Rep. Joe Barton of Texas, fighting the gorilla, which he will do daily as long as this Waxman-Markey energy bill is up for debate. In today's session, Barton explains that fuel-efficient cars are not...

Joe Barton Hard At Work, Being An Asshole

Opossum-eyed Jesus geologist Joe Barton, Republican Congressman from Texas, signaled his intent last month to stop the liberal Waxman-Markey energy bill -- the one with cap-and-trade, which is about hamburgers -- with traditional adult methods of opposition: "I’m going...

Joe Barton Hard At Work On New Important Legislation

The AP on America's Smartest Legislator, the Stumper: "Republican Rep. Joe Barton of Texas said Friday that efforts to tinker with the BCS are bound to fail. He told a House hearing that the BCS is like communism and...

Al Gore, Wingnut Lady Nearly Come To Fisticuffs

Al Gore's on Capitol Hill today to talk about his science! So is Newt Gingrich, for no apparent reason. But back to Al Gore! Here's Tennessee meanie Rep. Marsha Blackburn calling Al Gore an evil criminal, just looking for...

Joe ‘Stumper’ Barton Has A New Thought About The Future, See?

Texas Rep. Joe Barton has been harnessing all of the momentum he built up the other day when he kicked the everlasting fuck out of that Chinese science fag, "Choo Choo," with his mind powers. According to the Sierra...

Dumb Congressman Brags About ‘Stumping’ Nobel-Winning Energy Secretary With Stupid Question

Here is an official clip prepared by the office of Texas Rep. Joe Barton titled, "Where Does Oil Come From? Question leaves Energy Secretary puzzled." This title alone should tell you enough about what really happened. This dimwitted clown...