Tag: joe barton

Amphetamine-Tongued Warlock Breaks Into Congress, Frightens Joe Barton

Comical Texas Rep. Joe Barton's War on Gorillas intensified earlier today when he threatened to force poor, overworked clerks to read the entire 900-page Waxman-Markey energy bill aloud in committee, including his 450 obnoxious amendments about kicking Henry Waxman...

Joe Barton Tells Truth About Carbon Dioxide, Again

Here's your recent Wonkette obsession, Rep. Joe Barton of Texas, fighting the gorilla, which he will do daily as long as this Waxman-Markey energy bill is up for debate. In today's session, Barton explains that fuel-efficient cars are not...

Joe Barton Hard At Work, Being An Asshole

Opossum-eyed Jesus geologist Joe Barton, Republican Congressman from Texas, signaled his intent last month to stop the liberal Waxman-Markey energy bill -- the one with cap-and-trade, which is about hamburgers -- with traditional adult methods of opposition: "I’m going...

Joe Barton Hard At Work On New Important Legislation

The AP on America's Smartest Legislator, the Stumper: "Republican Rep. Joe Barton of Texas said Friday that efforts to tinker with the BCS are bound to fail. He told a House hearing that the BCS is like communism and...

Al Gore, Wingnut Lady Nearly Come To Fisticuffs

Al Gore's on Capitol Hill today to talk about his science! So is Newt Gingrich, for no apparent reason. But back to Al Gore! Here's Tennessee meanie Rep. Marsha Blackburn calling Al Gore an evil criminal, just looking for...

Joe ‘Stumper’ Barton Has A New Thought About The Future, See?

Texas Rep. Joe Barton has been harnessing all of the momentum he built up the other day when he kicked the everlasting fuck out of that Chinese science fag, "Choo Choo," with his mind powers. According to the Sierra...

Dumb Congressman Brags About ‘Stumping’ Nobel-Winning Energy Secretary With Stupid Question

Here is an official clip prepared by the office of Texas Rep. Joe Barton titled, "Where Does Oil Come From? Question leaves Energy Secretary puzzled." This title alone should tell you enough about what really happened. This dimwitted clown...