Tag: jill biden

Old Handsome Joe Biden Just Saying Maybe Donald Trump Is Stupid As Hell

JOE BIDEN IS SO ANGRY AND IT IS WONDERFUL.

 Wonkagenda: Thursday, October 13, 2016

Pussy grabs back.

Old Handsome Joe Biden Makes Gay Weddings Great Again

Click this, it will make you experience JOY.

NOT A DRILL: Old Handsome Joe Biden Is Gonna Be On ‘Law And Order: SVU’

He should totally solve mysteries now, right?

DNC Night Three: Let’s Meet This Tim Kaine Person, Shall We? Also, Barry Bamz! A Livebloog

It's Night Three of the Democratic Convention. Let's watch together.

Maureen Dowd Is A Idiot, Says Joe Biden And Everyone Else

Remember that time The Media spent three months breathlessly BREAKING EXCLUSIVE!!! reporting rumors from anonymous sources that Joe Biden was totally going to run for president? And CNN humiliated itself (more, we mean, than usual) by openly begging the...
evan hurst. just kidding, it's young handsome joe biden!

Wingnuts Piss All Over Grieving Joe Biden, Because That’s What They Do

Finally, after weeks and weeks and WEEKS AND FUCKING WEEKS of know-nothing speculation, we have our answer. Old Handsome Joe Biden is not running for president, and would like to spend some more time grieving his recently deceased son, can...

Let’s Give Joe Biden A Hug And Leave Him The F*ck Alone Now

Joe Biden is not running for president. Contrary to Anonymous Sources and People Involved and Internet Rumors and Some Saying and Maureen Dowd, the vice president announced on Wednesday that he will not Run Joe Run, nor be Draft...
Kiss it and make it all better.

Old Handsome Joe Biden Mauled In Puppy Dog Play Fight

Old Handsome Joe Biden, what did you do to your widdle face??? It is all bangeded up, did Jill punch you? WHY ARE YOU PUNCHING THE VICE PRESIDENT IN THE MOUTH, JILL BIDEN? Just kidding, she did not punch...
We still think he looks a little like Steve Carrell here

Beau Biden Dies At 46, Confirming Fundamental Injustice Of Universe Once Again

Beau Biden, former Delaware attorney general, Iraq War vet, and son of Old Handsome Joe Biden, died of brain cancer Saturday in Washington DC. He was only 46, and had announced in April 2014 that he planned to run...

Laura Bush, Feminist Hero: When There Is A First Gentleman, We Should Fat-Shame Him And Laugh At His Clothes

We usually don't get around to praising Laura Bush much in these parts. Our feelings on her tend to run the gamut from "meh" to "oh, do shut up." But we are pretty into her latest interview, where she...

Happy Birthday, Dr. Jill Biden! How Will You Celebrate? Wow, Really?

Happy Birthday, Second Lady Jill Biden! You're an accomplished educator (yay for you and high school English teachers* everywhere!), an advocate for community colleges and for military families, a Blue Star Mother, an advocate and  fund-raiser for breast cancer...

The Bidens Are Bogarting All The Sex

If there are three things about Old Handsome Joe Biden that Dr. Jill Biden loves, they are his optimism, his determination, and his foot-long penis. Look how flustered she is, like a giddy schoolgirl! Seems like someone got...

Live-Blogging Barack Obama Getting You Pregnant Right Through The Television

Everybody get your fine illegal Communist rum and your fine illegal Windowpane, and meet us back here just in time for the tribute to Old Handsome Joe Biden, and then Barry making love to you again like it is...

Michelle Obama Punished With NASCAR Race In Everglades

Our Michelle Obama just likes to surprise us every day, mostly with bad news about how we're all killing ourselves, eating things that are probably not classified as "food" by any branch of science. But she also likes to...

Barack Obama Broke An Intern’s Heart

Barack Hussein Obama is the greatest president in the history of ever, and those who do not show him adequate fealty are instantly thrown into the Den of Despair (i.e., Joe Biden's hamper full of dirty boxer briefs.) Let...