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Read These Unterrible Things About Paris If You Want To Feel Better (And Live)

Earlier today, we brought you some of the inevitable political awfulness that hit the interwebs after the Paris attacks. We're Yr Wonkette; political awfulness is our stock in trade. But we also wanted to call your attention to a...
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Hillary Clinton Ruins Everyone’s Sunday, Will Never Be President Now

Hillary Clinton broke her first campaign promise, before she even announced she was running for president, so SHUT IT DOWN, PEOPLE, she has no chance now. Last week, the not-exactly-breaking news broke that Clinton would announce her candidacy on Sunday,...

Hero Wonketteer Takes To The YouTubes With Bold Counteroffer To Trump

From Wonkette's Own Jesse Berney, a counteroffer that Mitt Romney would be a fool to turn down! The real news here is, of course, that someone who blogs for Wonkette has a hundred bucks on hand. That may actually...