Tag: Jerry Brown

Jerry Brown’s Stormtroopers Might Actually Pry Some Guns From Some Cold Dead Hands, and Other Gun News

Hi diddly ho, Wonkerinos! It has been awhile since we submerged ourselves in the crazy world of America’s most prominent and deadly fetish. Frankly, we were feeling a bit overwhelmed with all the stories of people accidentally blowing away...

Jerry Brown Toilet-Talks Rick Perry: Your Anti-Cali Ad Is ‘Barely A Fart’

Rick Perry's got a plan, y'all! An eeeevil plan, based on stealing all the businesses out of California and bringing them to Texas -- because hell, you can do whatever you want in Texas! (Except have decent textbooks.) Rick...

Larry Elder Tells Jerry Brown ‘I’m Not Kissing Your Butt,’ Teaches Us All About Debate

California Governor/Sam the Eagle impersonator Jerry Brown appeared the other day on conservative talker Larry Elder's radio show, but wasn't granted the easy treatment one would expect from a member of the liberal-loving media like...Larry Elder? As NewsBusters readers know...

Get Well Soon, Jerry Brown!

ABC News reports that California Governor Jerry Brown is undergoing treatment for prostate cancer, OH NO! News of Governor Brown's illness came courtesy of an ABC News alert right to our inbox (VIP Y'ALL), and was under stories about...

Job-Creating Californians to Be Beheaded With Taxes

Do you hear that, Californians? DO YOU? Because that's the sound of jobs disappearing from California because our Job Creators will soon have to pay the nation's highest marginal income taxes. They will pay the same capital gains tax...

Veepstakes! Romney Hero Meg Whitman Out-Bains Bain Capital, Slashes 27,000 Jobs At HP

Why can't Californians have nice things? Because the "Golden Dream by the Sea" was all yeah eat me when HP CEO Meg Whitman tried to save it from itself the same way she has saved Hewlett Packard! What is...

Fox’s Dana Perino: California Gov. Jerry Brown Is A Dictator Because He Made A Youtube

Did you hear that California -- the Golden Dream by the Sea -- is having a wee little problem with its economy? What happened was a million years ago some proto-Grover Norquists made it impossible to ever raise taxes...

Corrections: Your Wonkette’s Week In Mistakes

In the story "Jerry Brown To Washington Times Reporter: 'Are You a Moonie?'" we referred to idiot reporter Kerry Picket as him, he, his, etc. We are sorry to report that Kerry Picket is in fact a woman. This...

Racist Bake Sale Proves College Republicans Are Annoying

UC Berkeley College Republicans (newsflash: they have those!) want to make a serious point about how affirmative action is racist against white males, which they will accomplish by holding a bake sale that is racist against everyone else. Brilliant...

California Gov. Jerry Brown’s ‘First Dog’ Euthanized Due To Budget Cuts

Here's a stupid Los Angeles Times video of Governor Jerry Brown's legless tribble-sausage dog running around the state capitol while most dogs in California are being "put to sleep" (along with education and infrastructure and state parks) because corporations...

Orange County Nazis Threaten To Kill Jerry Brown

Southern California Nazis or whatever have painted graffiti in the Orange County town of Santa Ana informing new (again) Governor Jerry Brown that they will kill him next month. One message says "We're gonna kill Gov. Brown 2/14/11" and...

Meg Whitman Now Hoping To Piss Away $$$ By Losing To Feinstein

Remember Meg Whitman, the poor little rich girl who got savagely trounced when Jerry Brown came out of his meditative trance one day, late in the election year, and said, "Oh yeah, I used to be California's governor. I...

Liveblogging Part VI: Californication … Jerry Brown Is Governor Again

With polls closed in the bankrupt republic of California, ABC 7 in Los Angeles is bravely sticking to Dancing With the Stars. Everything about tonight is fantastic. But what about the "Year of the Billionaire Woman," that thing we...

Carly Fiorina In Hospital, Meg Whitman Concedes To Governor Brown

Let's check in with our California Bureau to see what's going on with all the hawt governor races and Senate races and the Marijuana Legalize It law and other such concerns in the world's fifth sixth seventh ninth tenth...

Liveblogging the Jerry Brown-Meg Whitman Heat-Wave Death Match

Should we liveblog the Jerry v. Meg death match? Well, we just held an election on Twitter and we won with 99.7% of the vote! So join us at 6PM California Death-Heat Time for the California Gov Debate, starring...

Bill Clinton Endorses Meg Whitman, Is Having Affair With Gennifer Flowers

Not all of Meg Whitman's ads are about how much she loves Mexicans. Some of them are about how Bill Clinton hates Jerry Brown and thinks Gloria Estefan is a goddess of the stage. Elect Meg Whitman, California, and...