Tag: jeremiah wright

Stupidest Man On Internet Wants Steve Bannon To Sue Nancy Pelosi, For Butthurt

Steve Bannon a white supremacist? Where on earth would Nancy Peolsi ever get that idea?
Typical.

Secret Muslim Barack Obama’s New House Is Near A Mosque, And The Daily Caller Is ON IT

Maybe Kenyan Muslim Marxist Gay Obama wants to live 1,096 feet from a mosque so he can hop, skip and jump to prayers WITH HIS PEOPLE!

Meghan McCain Said A Mouth Fart About Obama’s SCOTUS Nomination

Every so often it's important for us to check in with the GOP's greatest mind. No, not Ann Coulter, she's a crusty pile of washed-up nothingess. We are of course talking about Meghan McCain, who for some reason is...
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Somebody Finally Remembered To Accuse Hillary Of Murdering Scalia

Y'all, we were getting worried. Antonin Scalia's pillow murdered him to death on Saturday, and conspiracy theories have been raging ever since about how Barack Obama probably was the master of that pillow, killing Scalia in his sleep to...

Who Will Save The Babies Now That Antonin Scalia Is Roasting In Hell?

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia (or "Anthony" Scalia if you are a moron, like Michele Bachmann) died Saturday night, when his heart quite suspiciously up and quit, as if a 79-year-old with health problems suddenly dying out of the blue is even...
PFFFFFT JESUS.

Sarah Palin Would Never Judge You For Not Loving Jesus, As Long As You’re Donald Trump

Oh ho ho ho ho, you want to eat a fried moose sandwich with OMG hypocrisy sauce for breakfast this morning, the day of the big Iowa caucuses? Sarah Palin, whose latest grift (except for this one) is writing...
Did somebody say spandex?

Kansas To Give Gun Dealers Special Rights Like They’re A Bunch Of Gays Or Something

Thank Christ Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback and his team of merry Republican legislators have fixed the budgetary crisis they created, and now have time to move on to the important issues. It's time to ban discrimination against poor, helpless,...
NO MORE QUESTIONS!

Ben Carson Didn’t Fabricate His Entire Life Story, Obama Did!

Ben Carson is SO MAD, BROS AND LADY-BROS! He is being persecuted by all these liberal media types asking him quote unquote "questions" about his life story, and all the parts of it that don't quite add up, which is unfair...

Rudy Giuliani Isn’t Racist, Just Can’t Stand That White Guy Who’s President

Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani clarified his recent comments about Barack Obama yesterday, explaining that when he said that Barack Obama "doesn't love America," he was "not questioning his patriotism." That's actually true: Giuliani wasn't questioning Obama's...

Stupidest Man On The Internet Can’t Accurately Read A 4th-Grade Library Book

We are unironically happy that Jim Hoft, the stupidest man on the internet, is back and healthy and blogging again, because he's an excellent source of completely ridiculous stuff like this: "Outrageous!… Common Core Book Teaches Children White Voters...

Poor Sarah Palin Was Just Constantly Censored By McCain’s Elitist Army

Turns out that Mitt Romney isn't the only failed candidate serving up some revisionist campaign history this week! On Friday, Sarah Palin went on Greta Van Susteren's televisual shouting festival and revealed that during the 2008 campaign, "elitists" in...

Bored Wingnuts Invent ‘Pastor Problem’ for Obama Because Hey, Why Not, Nothing Else Is Working

Hide the children, cover your ears, and run for the hills, because this is the absolute worst thing that has ever happened. TRIGGER WARNINGS!!!!!!!! for President Obama doing something even worse than winning the presidency -- twice! President Obama attended...

Rahm Emanuel Has Been Locked In His Bedroom, Sobbing, For 24 Hours

Today is the best day of Rahm Emanuel's life. Okay, maybe a close second, behind that loooooong day he spent with Tim Shriver at the White House honing his sensitivity skills. But today, man, just look at how those...

Billionaire Republicans Have Fool-Proof Secret Weapon Against Obama That Will Totally Work This Time

Uh oh! It looks like some rightwing Chicago Cubs owner (?) has a secret plan to spend millions finally showing America the real Barack Hussein NOBAMA via his shadowy association with a man no one has ever heard of...

America-Hating JournoList Was In Conspiracy With Jeremiah Wright, Daily Caller Reports

Tucker Carlson waded through the five JournoList e-mails he has and found that everyone in Dave Weigel Chat wanted to stop the media reporting about Jeremiah Wright in 2008. It seems the JournoListers said they thought reporting on the...