Tag: jenna bush

Daily Caller Fashion Police Cordially Invited To STFU About Barron Trump

Apparently it's offensive for Barron Trump to dress like an 11-year-old boy.

George W. Bush Is Being Very Unkind To Donald Trump!

When Dubya thinks you're a moron ...

Ask Wonkette: Can Melon Trump Indeed Sue For Rose Words About Her Son?

Wonkette helpfully answers readers' questions, helpfully.

Malia Obama Spotted Inhaling Devil Drugs, Don’t Tell Her Mom And Dad!

Um, guys, can we let Malia Obama be a normal 18-year-old kid?

Jenna Bush Lathers Up A Tongan

JENNA BUSH, YOUR HUSBAND IS WATCHING.

Klassy GOP Lady Real Sorry For Calling Obama Daughters Skanks

You've probably heard by now about the bravest American in America, who bravely shamed first daughters Malia and Sasha Obama for disgracing themselves and America and mom and apple pie by being teenagers, standing around like a couple of...

Barack Obama Gives Sweet Father’s Day Interview To World’s Best Interviewer … Jenna Bush

Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economyThere's been a lot of tsuris in the comments this week, because we have been ragging on Chelsea Clinton for being terrible at the job she apparently got...

Derp Roundup: Jenna Bush Has A Posse — And They’re Big Jerk Babies

Welcome to another edition of Derp Roundup, the feature where we bring you the very best of the worst detritus that's clung to our browser tabs all week. We find the stories that are too short for a full...

Darn It W, Quit Being So Adorable With All These Paintings

Did you ever have a dog that sucked? Maybe it was always crashing into stuff like an idiot, and dripping poop all over the house because it ate some awful thing, and nobody could ever train it because it...

George W. Bush Had Top Secret Prior Info That Obama Would Win in 2008

New reports out of France suggest that George W. Bush had prior knowledge of the evil librul plot to destroy America by electing an overwhelmingly centrist politician to succeed him. Let's have the dirt, Buzzfeed: "George W. Bush told...

Half of George W. Bush’s Daughters Are Now Gay-Marriage Advocates

Hey look, it's that daughter, the one who was the bottom. The other one always seemed to take more after her father; this one, after all, actually seems slightly interested in politics and not quite so much in booze....

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Jenna ‘Hager’ To Conquer Respected News Program, ‘Today’

Baltimore married person and discriminating alcohol palate "Jenna Bush Hager," not content to simply write another fake children's book or pretend to teach children how to read for the rest of her life -- she's a Bush, con sarn...

Legitimately Famous Political Figures Spotted On Eastern Seaboard!

If you want to see DC's most famous stars, you are best off visiting exotic locals such as the BWI airport and New York City's Central Park. There you can find two of the most lovable party hounds in...

New Book Reveals Full Extent Of Bush Twin Naughtiness

Here is news that will be shocking to zero persons: the Bush twins were a bit of a handful for their Secret Service detail back in the day! Yeah, they liked to party a lot, and would occasionally try...

Jenna Bush’s Secret Service Limo Towed

Screw AIG, they are NOTHING! You know what else you're paying for with your taxes? Jenna Bush's Secret Service limousine! Because a full-size sedan is simply not big enough for the crew of one of Jenna's "Ladies Nights" at...