Tag: jeff sessions

The FBI Went To Jared!

Oh no, is Jared Kushner in TROUBLE???????

Here’s All Your LATE-BREAKING TRUMP-RUSSIA NEWS, For You To Poop On

Golly, this sure is a lot of smoke! There's probably no fire though.

Gianforte’s Thug Life. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 25, 2017

Montana House race gets brutish, CBO score slaps TrumpCare 2.0, and Hannity is taking a vacation. Your morning news brief!

And That’s When Trump Became President (Just Kidding). Wonkagenda For Tues., May 23, 2017

Trump blows another opportunity to act like an adult, Jeff Sessions tries to be legally racist, and Fox News has LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.

If Mike Flynn Pleads The Fifth, Will Congress Lock Him Up?

Now that Flynn has told the Senate to PISS OFF, will Richard Burr and Mark Warner personally beat it out of him? Or will they send staffers to do the job?

Never Mind Jake, It’s Crazytown. Your Wonkagenda For Fri., May 12, 2017

MORE JAMES COMEY, Ted Cruz making CruzCare, and Mika goes off on Kellyanne Conway!

Here Are All The Best (Pee) Leaks About Trump Firing James Comey In An INSANE RAGE!

Fuck the White House's lies, because the REAL TRUTH is coming out!

Donald Trump And His Minions Must Think We’re REAL Fucking Stupid

Trump idiots just can't understand why Democrats aren't APPLAUDING him for firing James Comey!

Rod Rosenstein Just Borked Himself

What the hell, Rod Rosenstein? You coulda had class! You coulda been a contender!

Your James Comey Firing Shitshow! Wonkagenda For Wed., May 10, 2017

Comey on everyone's lips, more about James Comey, and some stories about James Comey. Your morning news brief!

Pussy Trump Fires FBI Director James Comey For Failure To BOW DOWN

TRUMP RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA!
Oh, fine. Begin the recitation of stupidity.

‘Justice’ Dept. Prosecutes Woman Who Thinks Jeff Sessions Is Funny Like A Clown. No, This Isn’t A Joke.

Don't make me laugh. No, really, I could go to jail for it.

Your Weird Boyfriend James Comey Is Testifying For The Senate Judiciary Committee. Let’s Liveblog It!

Is James Comey a good guy or a bad guy? We just never can tell!