Tag: jeff sessions

Breaking! Trump Made ‘Idiot’ Jeff Sessions Commit Hara-Kiri, But He Got Better

You guys, Donald Trump made Jeff Sessions CRY A LOT this summer after Robert Mueller was appointed.

Which Trump Staffer Said This Pervy Shit To MSNBC’s Katy Tur? Oh, Probably ALL OF THEM KATY

Click for SALACIOUS GOSSIP about the Trump campaign!

Behold! BernieCare For All! Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 13, 2017

Bernie intro's Medicare for all, Trump-Russia gets stranger, and Dave Brat throws a tantrum. Your morning news brief!

Jeff Sessions Wiww Hunt Down Wascally Weakews With This Powygwaph Test!

Unnamed sources spill the beans on Jeff Sessions's leak investigation. LULZ!

Irma Gives Trump A Sad. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 11, 2017

Devin Nunes is trying to hide the pee pee tape, the Tea Party doesn't want to help hurricane victims, and George Clooney HATES Steve Bannon. Your morning news brief.

All About Gay Cakes Bout Gay Cakes! Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 8, 2017

Senate Republicans don't want to touch ACA, Newt Gingrich plots his return, and Equifax gets hacked. Your morning news brief.

End DACA? Well, Trump Didn’t Know You Were Going To Be MAD About It!

He say DACA, ain't there nothin' I can take? He say DACA, to relieve this bellyache?

Trump Has Sads For Hurting Dreamers. Wonkagenda for Wed., Sept. 6, 2017

Trump's not so sure about DACA, Republicans dig in for debt showdown, and Putin divorces Trump. Your morning news brief.

Trump And Jeff Sessions Just Took A Tiki Torch To DACA

This was nothing more than a love letter to the same Nazi white supremacists who marched through Charlottesville.

Donald Trump Prepares To Deport Our Best, Keep The Nazis

DACA recipients get Trump-punted.

Guess What, Michael Flynn And Paul Manafort! Robert Mueller Is Literally IN YOUR ASS.

All your Trump-Russia updates right here!

Another Trump Staffer Sending Weird Russian Emails? YOU DON’T SAY.

Seems like you couldn't work for the Trump campaign unless you had a rolodex full of Russians.

A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?

The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.

Chuck C. Johnson, Julian Assange, And Dana Rohrabacher Walk Into A Bar, Because WHAT EVEN THE FUCK?

Everything about this story makes our head hurt.

Trump Advises Advisers He Doesn’t Want Their Advice. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Aug 17, 2017

Trump is mad at people telling him what to do, Bannon is showboating, and Trump's lawyer fires off a creepy racist email. Your morning news brief.

Durham Topples Confederate Statue. Be Like Durham. Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug. 15, 2017

Trump reads an apology, special elections get heated, and neo-Nazis are having a sad. Your morning news brief!