Tag: jeff sessions

Federal Judge Karate-Chops Trump On DACA, Like: THWACK And Also KAPOW!

US Judge: Trump and Company don't law very good.

Trump Declares Self ‘Like, Really Smart,’ Not Dumb Like Everybody Says

Gigantic toddler throws tantrum about being good enough, smart enough, and how people like him.

Paul Ryan Loves Devin Nunes And Scratches His Belly And Helps Him Cover Up Trump-Russia

Guess who's got Devin Nunes's back in the witch hunt to destroy FBI/DOJ in order to cover up Trump's crimes? That's right, IT'S PAUL RYAN!

Where’s Your Roy Cohn, Donald Trump? Oh That’s Right, He’s In Hell.

HOLY FUCKING OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.

Where’s My Roy Cohn? Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan 5, 2017

Everyone is screwing with Trump-Russia, MORE 'Fire and Fury,' and we FINALLY found Roy Moore's Jew lawyer. (No, a different one, who's not a Jew and not a lawyer.) Your mornings news brief.

Chief Narc Jeff Sessions To Lock YOU Up, For Doing Jazz And Reefer

Nobody likes a narc, Jeff.

STOP PUSHING BUTTONS! Wonkagenda For Wednesday, Jan. 3, 2018

Fusion GPS sounds off about Trump-Russia, Steve Bannon kicks Jared Kushner and Don Jr in the dick, and Trump threatens nuclear war on Twitter (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.

The Year In The Trump-Russia Conspiracy Was Oh Who The Fuck Knows At This Point

LOOK HOW MANY STORIES WE WROTE ABOUT RUSSIA THIS YEAR, OH MY GOD.

Donald Trump SO MAD Jeff Sessions Betrayed Him By … Accepting His Job Offer

Donald Trump is such a jerk he almost made us sorry for Jeff Sessions. Almost.

Justice Department To Judges: No ‘Sympathy’ For The Devil (Immigrant Children)

Yep, there went the last of our Christmas good feels.

Sean Hannity Steps On Dick And Eats It: A Play In One Very Short Act

Well that seems painful.

Hey Devin Nunes, Is It Comfy Up There Inside Donald Trump’s Butt?

Who's obstructing justice in the Russia investigation this week? ALL OF THEM KATIE!

Look At These Fucking GOP Idiots Begging Trump To Fire Robert Mueller

How Rep. Jim Jordan and Rep. Louie Gohmert manage to put on pants each day without gravely injuring themselves is beyond us.

Fired Robert Mueller Investigator Thinks Trump Is Fuckin’ Idiot, Like All Patriotic Americans

Just like the Secretary of State, the National Security Adviser, and a supermajority of the American people!

Trump Dims Hanukkah Lights. Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 8, 2017

Trump-Russia denials get absurd, Erik Prince has a power point for his private army, and Trump doesn't invite Jews to Hanukkah. Your morning news brief.