Tag: jeff sessions
Has Donald Trump ever met anyone who DOESN'T have weird ties with Russia?
Marijuana is a driver of 'violent crime'? Duuuude, that's not right.
Republicans stay up all night trying to screw the poor, Russia threatens sanctions payback, and Rick Perry likes pig shit and booze. Your morning news brief.
Everything is fucked.
Trump takes on Sessions, Sessions takes on weed, and the Senate takes on healthcare. Your morning news brief!
Bet you DUMB LIBS feel pretty DUMB right now.
Jeff Sessions got caught y'all.
Jeff Sessions knows this one weird trick to piss off EVERYONE!!!!
It might be time to panic, America, because your president surely is.
Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.
It seems impossible, we know, but not all officers are friendly.
TrumpCare fails again, the House moves on to money, and Trump screams at Chris Christie. Your morning news brief.
Jay Sekulow embarasses himself on national television (again), TrumpCare stalls (again), and Ann Coulter gets told to sit down and shut up. Your morning news brief!
EVERYTHING IS OBAMA'S FAULT.
UNMASKING! ARREST OBAMA! Et cetera. Et cetera.
Trump-Russia gets weirder, CruzCare is LITERALLY 'junk insurance,' and Kellyanne Conway has fun with words. Your morning news brief.