Tag: jeff sessions

DOESN'T SAY LIES

Wait, Trump LIED His Spray-Tanned Nuts Off About James Comey? How Could That BEEEEE?

WHOA HEY, somebody else kept the receipts, and his name is Dana Boente!

Donald Trump: THE FBI TOOK MY STRAWBERRIES

By the end of the day, Trump will be calling Robert Mueller a Syrian agent.

Bolton’s Mustache Walks Into White House. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 9, 2018

John Bolton's Baptism by Fire, Trump's Towering inferno, and another Syrian chemical weapons attack. Your morning news brief.
President Kamala Harris

Kamala Harris Is President Of The ‘Ellen’ Show, And It Is GOD-DANG DELIGHTFUL!

Also she made a really fun joke that is making fucknuggeted losers like Sean Hannity CRAZY.

Scott Pruitt, Superfund Site! Wonkagenda For Fri., April 6, 2018

Scott Pruitt is way more fucked up than we thought, Trump wants MORE tariffs, and Peggy Noonan misses good negros. Your morning news brief.

Secretary Of Defense ‘Diamond And Silk’ Explains How Hillary Clinton Gave Russia Its First Nukes Ever, In 2010

What? They are not the Secretary of Defense yet? Give Trump time.

Jefferson Butterbeans Sessions Gon’ Do What He Wants, Donald Trump!

Sorry, Republican idiots. No new special prosecutor to investigate Devin Nunes's fever dreams. :(

Shitmouth Strikes Again. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 30, 2018

Trump rally too rambly even for Fox, Robert Mueller starts digging deeper, and Oklahoma raises taxes for teachers. MORE STRIKES EVERYONE! Your morning news brief.
Gonna fuck you up!

Uh Oh, Has Robert Mueller Been A NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY BOY?

We seen it on Sean Hannity, must be true!

Did Jeff Sessions Just Plum Fergit He Was Under Investigation For LIES?

It's not the lies, it's the cover up. AND THE LIES.

Robert Mueller’s Been Looking Up Cambridge Analytica’s Dress. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 22, 2018

Robert Mueller has MORE questions, Mark Zuckerberg has many sad emojis, and congress caves on gun control. Your morning news brief.

Keep It Up, Donald Trump. You’re Just Making Robert Mueller’s Job Easier.

How many times can Trump obstruct justice on Twitter in one weekend? ALL OF THEM KATIE.

Andrew McCabe Fired, Because That’s What Gets Trump’s Dick Wet

Oh MAN, this is fucked up.

BREAKING: Something Is Happening

TELL EVERYONE YOU EVER MET.