Tag: jason miller

What A Shithole. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 12, 2018

Trump calls Caucasianally challenged Not America a 'shithole,' Missouri's governor has some explaining to do, and Russian hackers are ready for 2018. Your morning news brief!

Which Trump Staffer Said This Pervy Shit To MSNBC’s Katy Tur? Oh, Probably ALL OF THEM KATY

Click for SALACIOUS GOSSIP about the Trump campaign!

A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?

The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.

Mommy, How Are Icky Trump Surrogates’ Adultery Love Babies Made?

Congratulations on the fruits of your fucking, Jason Miller and A.J. Delgado!

Mueller … Mueller … Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 18, 2017

Robert Mueller get all up in Trump's business, Mike Flynn drops a felony in the Oval Office, and Roger Ailes died. Huh. Your morning news brief!

Obama Speechwriter Calls CNN A Dumb Dick To Its Face, And It Is BAD. ASS.

Also too, the same day, Ted Koppel told Sean Hannity to stop hurting America! It was a good Sunday!

Guess Which Trumpers Were Boning, And Now One’s Bein’ Crazy And One’s Out Of A Job?

If you only screw the poor, you're still a great choice for the Trump White House.

RNC Hails Its New King! Wonkagenda For Monday, December 26, 2016

The RNC loves its new God King, the incestuous sexxy times of Trump spox, and the Dems set their sights on taxes. Your morning news brief!
Swear to god, thought that was Roger Stone at first.

Donald Trump Just As Dumb And Shallow As You Thought He Was

Trump's got the brains, you've got the looks, let's make lots of money.

Donald Trump, Show Us The Long-Form Stock Sale Certificate!

Trump very clearly said 'no backsies,' so press inquiries into any dealings prior to the election are forbidden.

Donald Trump Tweets Something So Awful And Grotesque, You Absolutely MUST CLICK THIS NOW

Did you hear the latest thing Trump wants to do? IT'S OMG WTF BAD!

Bannon, Priebus Tapped For White Supremacy Funtimes In Trump’s White Again House

They're putting on a show in the old barn!
Good thing he's trustworthy,or we might suspect he's not always truthful.

Donald Trump Stiffs Own Pollster For $767,000, You Know How This Headline Ends

We're running low on synonyms for 'swindle.'

This Dude Is The Dumbest Trump Campaign Surrogate Of All, And That’s Sayin’ Something!

BREAKING: Chuck Todd actually committed an act of journalism!
So there.

Trump Campaign Explains Hinky Trump Foundation Donations: It Was Hillary Clinton, Duh.

The Donald Trump campaign's official response to evidence the Trump Foundation paid for Donald Trump's private business: 'Neener-neener-neener.'

Trump Campaign Says Syrian Refugees DEFINITELY Just Like Poison Murder Skittles

A bowl of Skittles or a basket of deplorables: Which would YOU rather have?