Tag: jason chaffetz

Trey Gowdy To Chair House Oversight Committee, Finally Get Truth About Benghazi

Sorry, you have seen his face before.

Elijah Cummings Had Heart Surgery Today So We Made Him This Blingee

We are not a doctor but we hope this makes him feel better.

Trump Hotels Can’t Figure Out Foreign Money, Because Math Is Hard

BREAKING NEWS: Trump Team was lying about a thing!!!!

Jason Chaffetz Starts Porn Vitamin Company, To Keep Porn Mormons Healthy And Strong

When you're not allowed to drink coffee or soda, but you've still got Mormon Porning to do!

Trump Plays The Blame Game. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 19, 2017

Trump's SWEARS he didn't do whatever he says he did, President Kushner sold peace to the Middle East, the GOP wants Chaffetz out now! Your morning news brief!

Trump Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop! (Spilling Secrets.) Wonkagenda For Wed., May 17, 2017

Even Jason Chaffetz is pretending to grow a spine. Plus you see this crazy shit with the Turkish dictator's bodyguards kicking protesters' asses on DC's Embassy Row?

Trump Will Leak On Whatever Russians He Wants! Your Overnight TrumpLeak Roundup!

Are Republicans finally reaching their tipping point with Trump? LOLOL not really.

Trump Embraces His Inner Nixon. Wonkagenda for May 11, 2017

More Comey fallout, Trump meets with Russians, and TrumpCare is killing town halls. Your morning news brief!

TrumpCare To Save You From Your Miserable Life! Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 4, 2017

The House tries to vote on Health care, Ben Carson tours a poor house, and REXXON is clearing out Foggy Bottom. Your morning news brief!

Your Weird Boyfriend James Comey Is Testifying For The Senate Judiciary Committee. Let’s Liveblog It!

Is James Comey a good guy or a bad guy? We just never can tell!

Your Weekly Top Ten Feels Like Trump Has Been President For 100 FUCKING YEARS

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Elijah Cummings Is Going To Kick Michael Flynn Right In His Russian Ass

The Pentagon told Flynn he wasn't allowed to take money from hostile foreign governments way back in 2014. Weird, right????

Jason Chaffetz Just Taking A Month Off Work Because OW HIS FOOT OW!

He needs IMMEDIATE foot surgery! It will take him A MONTH to recover!

Trump’s War Bus Goes Beep Beep Beep! Your Wonkagenda for April 27, 2017

Trump takes the Senate on a field trip, Jesse Watters takes a long trip down a short road, and Jason Chaffetz has a boo boo. Your morning news brief!

Uh Oh, *Even Jason Chaffetz* Acting Like Michael Flynn’s In Deep Trump Russia Shit Now!

Is Michael Flynn about to be thrown under the bus? MAYBE.
Oh, just go fuck yourself.

Who Do You Root For In Julian Assange V. Jeff Sessions? None Of Them Katie!

Jeff Sessions wants to arrest Julian Assange. That's good, we think! But on the other hand ...