Tag: jason chaffetz

Uh Oh, *Even Jason Chaffetz* Acting Like Michael Flynn’s In Deep Trump Russia Shit Now!

Is Michael Flynn about to be thrown under the bus? MAYBE.
Oh, just go fuck yourself.

Who Do You Root For In Julian Assange V. Jeff Sessions? None Of Them Katie!

Jeff Sessions wants to arrest Julian Assange. That's good, we think! But on the other hand ...

Jason Chaffetz Sure He’s As Clean As A Whistle, Because Of All These Enemas (He Said That)

How could Jason Chaffetz POSSIBLY have a secret scandal, when there are so many people cleaning out his butt every day?

TrumpCare Rises Again! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 21, 2017

Trump breaks up with Julian Assange, Alex Jones's custody battle got WHOO BOY NASTY, and Jason Chaffetz wants you to know his pooper is sparkling clean! Your morning news brief!

Jason Chaffetz Might Quit Congress Early To Go To Fox News Or Jail

More wild speculation into Chaffetz's abrupt departure!

Jason Chaffetz Quitting Congress To Spend More Time Reading Hillary’s Emails

Jason Chaffetz won't seek re-election in 2018. BUT WHY?????

France Looking For A Trump To Call Its Own. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 17, 2017

France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!

Senate Intel Committee Tells Michael Flynn He May Fuck Off

Good try, Michael Flynn!

The Five Best Times Devin Nunes Shit The Bed During Monday’s Comey Hearings

Evan writes a love letter to Devin Nunes, if a love letter is calling someone an idiot in 172 different ways.

Justice Department Needs More Time To Find ‘Evidence’ That Obama Did ‘Wire Tapps’ To Trump

This 'wire tapp' thing continues to be dumber than dog balls, which are SOOOO DUMB.

Wonkette Official Medical Opinion: We Are So Fucked

Thanks, Paul Ryan! No really, fuck you.

Mike Pence Defends Trump’s ‘Obama Wire Tapp’ Lie By HEY LOOK! SQUIRREL!

Yep, even Pence thinks it's bullshit, if you read between the lines and are not dumb!

Jason Chaffetz: GOP Healthcare Totally Affordable So Long As You Stop Owning Things

Jason Chaffetz is being offensive again, and we aren't even talking about his face!

Trump Tied To Creepy Crimers In Whole New Country, And It Is Azerbaijan!

The Trump Organization doing something sketchy and maybe criminal? WHOA IF TRUE!

Hey Trump, When You’ve Lost Benghazi Congressidiot Trey Gowdy, It’s Time To STFU

Gowdy is somehow not convinced Trump is telling the truth about Obama's 'wire tapp' of him!