Tag: jared kushner

Are You Tired Of Winning Yet? Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct. 18, 2017

Trump insults another Gold Star family, the GOP rips off an ACA band-aid, and Steve Mnuchin threatens the stock market. Your morning news brief.

Trump Poor

No, Mr. President, you cannot borrow a fucking dollar.

Trump Thinks Puerto Rico Has Been Mollycoddled Enough. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct 12, 2017

Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Through With This Fucking Week, I Mean Good God!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Jared And Ivanka Poor Now, Please Send GoFundMe Bucks ASAP

Well this is just upsetting.

Congress THINKS About Guns, Maybe. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 5, 2017

Congress considers banning "bump stocks," a majority don't trust Trump, and the "Cutest Pet" on Capitol Hill! Your morning news brief!

Rex Tillerson Still In Love With Dumbass ‘Moron’ Donald Trump, HE SWEARS!

Note that he does not deny calling Trump a 'moron.'

Jared And Ivanka Need To Delete Their Goddamned Accounts. Literally!

How many secret private email accounts do Jared and Ivanka have? OH ALL OF THEM KATIE.

Don’t Come Around Here No More. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 3, 2017

Your morning news brief will talk about everything, and is not changing the subject.

Trump’s Team Can’t Stop Crash Landing. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 29, 2017

Puerto Rico gets worse, MOAR Trumpkin air traffic control, and Jared Kushner has an email problem! Your morning news brief.

Slumlord Jared Kushner Sued By Baltimore Tenants Because THE FEES ARE TOO DAMN HIGH

A slimy landlord is being sued for slimy business practices? And he's the president's son-in-law? Huh!

Jared Kushner’s Lawyer Can’t Wait To Fap To Jared’s* NAKED LEGO PORN EMAILS (*Not Jared’s)

Another day, another Trump family lawyer successfully prank-fucked by email!

New York Times’s Maggie Haberman Has Chosen To Be A Dick Today

How DARE Nate Silver suggest the New York Times's coverage of Hillary's emails was anything but PERFECT?

Donald Trump Has Lost His Damn Mind. (Again.) Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 26, 2017

Susan Collins shoots down Zombie TrumpCare (again), Trumpkins have been using secret murder mail, and a were Ivanka and Don Jr. trying to steal Tiffany's inheritance? Well, it doesn't sound like NOT them! Your morning news brief!