Tag: jared kushner

Michael Cohen, Most Loyal Guy, Until He Isn’t! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 19, 2018

Michael Cohen might be a snitch, Trump threatens to walk away from North Korea, and GOP coming for your healthcare (again). Your morning news brief.
EASTER WONKETTE TODDLER

Your Weekly Top Ten Is OMG LOOK THE EASTER BUNNY!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
This guy right here!

Robert Mueller’s New Cooperating Witness Much Further Up Russia’s Ass Than Previously Reported!

Here, have a bunch of new information about the rapidly expanding cast of characters in the Trump-Russia conspiracy!
Not the brightest boy

And Now, A Timely Reminder That Jared Kushner Is A Goddamn Moron

Also a mansplaining doucherocket!

Today Was The Day Robert Mueller Put Somebody IN JAIL

Robert Mueller is not fucking around, y'all.

We Got A Great Big Convoy! Wonkagenda for Mon., April 2, 2018

Trump kills DACA (again), Laura Ingraham takes a 'vacation,' and China enters the trade war. Your morning news brief.

Trust Me. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 27, 2018.

Trump's White House desperately needs a lawyer, Raj Shah wants you to believe him, and Jared Kushner has big money troubles. Your morning news brief.

Did Saudi Prince Torture A Guy On Jared Kushner’s Info? This Is Not ‘Good’

Did we not JUST FINISH a story about the weirdo Saudi Arabian/Emirati angle of the Robert Mueller investigation? We did! Here is another one!

Robert Mueller Just Wondering If Trump Taking Bribes From Handful Of Arab Kingdoms, Totally Normal

The Saudi Arabia/United Arab Emirates angle of this scandal gets WEIRDER AND WEIRDER.

Here Are The 579,852 Dirtiest Cambridge Analytica Scoops In Channel 4’s New Video!

Can Channel 4 do new videos every day? This is great!

Cambridge Analytica DID NOT Use Ukrainian Prostitutes As Honeyp … Oh, You Mean THEM?

Cambridge Analytica is having a VERY BAD WEEK.

Shit Meets Fan For Cambridge Analytica And Facebook. ‘BOUT GODDAMN TIME.

Meet Christopher Wylie, the whistleblower blowing the whistle on the 'Frankenmonster' he created for Cambridge Analytica!

Slumlord Jared Kushner Gave Rats To Your Nana

Jared's Mideast peace plan: Scam everyone out of the place and sell it to China.
he was just trying to help Mis-turrr Twump!

Buzzfeed Takes Michael Cohen To Law School, For Maybe His First Time

Buzzfeed harmed MICHAEL COHEN'S reputation? O RLLY?