Tag: jared kushner

Oh Fiddlesticks, Hope Jefferson Butterscotch Sessions Didn’t Lie To Robert Mueller Too Much!

BIG NEWS IN THE ROBERT MUELLER INVESTIGATION!

Ivanka Seeking New Babysitter For Daddy, Because John Kelly Is Jerk President

No, Kelly isn't fired. YET.

‘Cadet Bone Spurs’ Not Even Trying To Fake It. Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 22, 2018

Trump's Shithole Shutdown continues, Trump goes full Willie Horton, and Jared Kushner has some SERIOUS problems. Your morning news brief.

Robert Mueller Following The Money All The Way Up Russia’s Dirty, Dirty Ass

MONEY LAUNDERING SAY WHAT?

Eric Trump With Perfect Defense: Donald Trump Too Greedy To Be Racist!

SHUT UP, WONKETTE, ERIC IS, LIKE, REALLY SMART!

Trump Digs His Shithole Deeper. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 16, 2018

Rupert Murdoch's ex-wife Wendi Deng might be a Chinese spy, the White House is surrounding Trump with muscle to keep him from dealmaking on DACA, and Steve Bannon testifies! Your morning news brief!

Will Unemployed Blogger Steve Bannon Fuck Trump On Russia? Reckon He Might!

Bannon has a lawyer and he's on his way to the House Intelligence Committee. But what will he say?????

It’s Getting Hot In Herre! (Don’t Take Off All Your Clothes.) Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan 10, 2018

Trump-Russia gets WEIRDER, North Carolina is gerrymandered AF, and Ryan Zinke decides not to screw Florida with big, fat, oil rigs. Your morning news brief.

Uma, Oprah. Oprah, Uma. (OK, Not Actually Uma.) Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan 8, 2018

Steve Bannon apologizes, Oprah gives a speech, and Stephen Miller shits the bed. Your morning news brief.

Where’s My Roy Cohn? Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan 5, 2017

Everyone is screwing with Trump-Russia, MORE 'Fire and Fury,' and we FINALLY found Roy Moore's Jew lawyer. (No, a different one, who's not a Jew and not a lawyer.) Your mornings news brief.

Want Even More Nasty Trump Gossip From Michael Wolff? What A Gluttonous Slut You Are!

NOW FEATURING TUCKER CARLSON AND KELLYANNE CONWAY AND HOPE HICKS AND MAGGIE HABERMAN!
He gets cranky if there's no pudding

The 68,423 Most Fucked Up Quotes In Michael Wolff’s Trump Book That AREN’T About Steve Bannon

Bet Donald Trump's button is feeling pretty small today.

WHAT? JUNIOR DID TREASON? WE CAN’T HEAR YOU STEVE BANNON WITH YOUR OWN COCK IN YOUR MOUTH

It will take some doing for the MAGA loons to spin this, BUT YOU KNOW THEY'LL FIND A WAY.