Tag: james comey

DONALD TRUMP WALL STREET JOURNAL RUSSIA TREASON NO DEMENTIA NO DEMENTIA YOU ARE THE DEMENTIA

WHY THE FUCK IS HE ALLOWED TO SIT DOWN WITH JOURNALISTS?

Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS

In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME.

Trump Lawyers Seek Alternatives To Robert Mueller Interviewing Trump, Like Maybe Mueller NOT Interviewing Trump?

PREDICTION: Robert Mueller will tell Trump's lawyers to fuck right off with ALL THIS.

Where’s Your Roy Cohn, Donald Trump? Oh That’s Right, He’s In Hell.

HOLY FUCKING OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.

Where’s My Roy Cohn? Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan 5, 2017

Everyone is screwing with Trump-Russia, MORE 'Fire and Fury,' and we FINALLY found Roy Moore's Jew lawyer. (No, a different one, who's not a Jew and not a lawyer.) Your mornings news brief.

New Year, Same Fucking Devin Nunes

Nunes is already working VERY HARD to win Wonkette's coveted Legislative Shitheel award for 2018.

Trump Back To Work Watching ‘Fox & Friends’ And Twitter-Bitching About Huma Abedin

Guess Trump's New Year's resolution was to say dumb shit on Twitter a whole lot.

Your 2017 Legislative Shitmuffin Of The Whole Entire Year Is DEVIN NUNES, COME ON DOWN AND SUCK IT!

Oh Devin Nunes, YOU EARNED IT. YOU REALLY, REALLY EARNED IT.

The Year In The Trump-Russia Conspiracy Was Oh Who The Fuck Knows At This Point

LOOK HOW MANY STORIES WE WROTE ABOUT RUSSIA THIS YEAR, OH MY GOD.

Your Annual Top Ten SURVIVED THE FIRST YEAR OF TRUMP HELL, OH YES IT DID

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP 10 STORIES OF 2017 RIGHT NOW!

Mueller Made Flynn Plead Guilty, So Now Trump Has To Call Flynn A Dirty Liar. Sad!

Get ready for Sarah Huckabee Sanders to announce that Mike Flynn is a great American patriot and a lying weasel.

What Did Trump Know, And When Did He Grab It By The Pussy?

Guess it wasn't Sally Yates's fault for not warning White House about Michael Flynn HARD ENOUGH.

Look At These Fucking GOP Idiots Begging Trump To Fire Robert Mueller

How Rep. Jim Jordan and Rep. Louie Gohmert manage to put on pants each day without gravely injuring themselves is beyond us.

How Is Robert Mueller The Literal Devil Today?

The howler monkeys WILL NOT STOP FUCKING HOWLING about how Robert Mueller, one of the most respected law enforcement officials in American history, IS A BIG GAY UNFAIR HILLARY LOVER.

The 69,872 Most Crazy-Ass Scoops In Maggie Haberman’s New Profile Of King Trump

HE DOES NOT WATCH 8 HOURS OF TV A DAY, SHUT UP FAKE NEWS.