Tag: james comey
WHY THE FUCK IS HE ALLOWED TO SIT DOWN WITH JOURNALISTS?
Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS
In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME.
Trump Lawyers Seek Alternatives To Robert Mueller Interviewing Trump, Like Maybe Mueller NOT Interviewing Trump?
PREDICTION: Robert Mueller will tell Trump's lawyers to fuck right off with ALL THIS.
HOLY FUCKING OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.
Everyone is screwing with Trump-Russia, MORE 'Fire and Fury,' and we FINALLY found Roy Moore's Jew lawyer. (No, a different one, who's not a Jew and not a lawyer.) Your mornings news brief.
Nunes is already working VERY HARD to win Wonkette's coveted Legislative Shitheel award for 2018.
Guess Trump's New Year's resolution was to say dumb shit on Twitter a whole lot.
Oh Devin Nunes, YOU EARNED IT. YOU REALLY, REALLY EARNED IT.
LOOK HOW MANY STORIES WE WROTE ABOUT RUSSIA THIS YEAR, OH MY GOD.
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP 10 STORIES OF 2017 RIGHT NOW!
Get ready for Sarah Huckabee Sanders to announce that Mike Flynn is a great American patriot and a lying weasel.
Guess it wasn't Sally Yates's fault for not warning White House about Michael Flynn HARD ENOUGH.
How Rep. Jim Jordan and Rep. Louie Gohmert manage to put on pants each day without gravely injuring themselves is beyond us.
The howler monkeys WILL NOT STOP FUCKING HOWLING about how Robert Mueller, one of the most respected law enforcement officials in American history, IS A BIG GAY UNFAIR HILLARY LOVER.
HE DOES NOT WATCH 8 HOURS OF TV A DAY, SHUT UP FAKE NEWS.