Tag: jake tapper

What The Healthcare? Wonkagenda For Tues., July 25, 2017

Trump takes on Sessions, Sessions takes on weed, and the Senate takes on healthcare. Your morning news brief!

Sean Hannity Too Busy Twitter Fighting Jake Tapper To Accept Your Stupid Award!

Sean Hannity is not a well man. Muse upon it, in this, your OPEN THREAD!

Idiot Trump Lawyer Incredibly Good At Stepping On Own Dick Repeatedly

The WEAK AND FAILING JAY SEKULOW, everyone!

Guys? Shut The Fuck Up About Nancy Pelosi

Experienced and un-sexist Democrats would like to blame Nancy Pelosi for all their butthurts. Wonkette calls bullshit.

Let’s Watch Paul Ryan And Tom Price Do Some Hot Sexy LIES!

Why wouldn't these guys be scrupulously accurate?

‘Obama People’ Just Shanked Jeff Sessions! Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 2, 2017

Obama squirreled away Russian intel, Jeff Sessions lied under oath, and will Trump kill the Easter Bunny? Your morning news brief!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is All Het Up About Melania’s Prayer To The Lord!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
He seems nice!

Guess CPAC Didn’t Find Milo’s Kid-Fucking Jokes That Funny After All

Video clips have surfaced of Milo talking about how sex with young boys should be legal, and you are no longer eating your lunch.

Jake Tapper: Fuck YOU, Fuck YOU, Fuck YOU, You’re Cool, Fuck YOU, I’m Out

Our boyfriend Jake is full of zingers, and his butt cheeks are perky!

Trump’s NSA Pick Tells Him To Go Get Peed On

Nobody with any dignity would WANT to work for Donald Trump.

Fashion Icon Kellyanne Conway Can’t Stop Pimping Ivanka Trump’s Ugly Ass Clothes

Time to fire the entire White House, including the president!

Jake Tapper Ain’t Havin’ NONE Of Kellyanne Conway’s Nonsense

BAD JOB AGAIN, KELLYANNE.

‘She Was Warned.’ Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 8, 2017

Elizabeth Warren won't sit down, Jake Tapper gets snippy with Kellyanne Conway, and Betsy DeVos will shove your kids full of Jesus. Your morning news brief!

Wonkette Editrix Wins CNN

It's our Editriix! On the Teevee!

Sean Spicer Throws A Tantrum! Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 23, 2017

Trump spox offer an alt-truth, Ted Cruz and John McCain bend over, and your editrix looked purty on the teevee! Your morning news brief!