Tag: jackasses

Congressional Support Grows For Bill To Shut Down Any Website

There's suddenly a whole lot of "bipartisan support" for a supposed anti-piracy law that will actually let the U.S. Government force American Internet providers to shut down all access to any website immediately. Why might that be a popular...

Bill O’Reilly’s Dumb Lincoln Book Banned By National Park Service

When you go to a national park or historic site or whatever, there's always a gift shop with appropriate gift items. Ford's Theatre in Washington, where a prancing confederate teabagger actor killed America's greatest Civil War president, has just...

New York Times Quickly Learns Cops Are Right, Protests Wrong

Shameful upper-crust real-estate brochure the New York Times is finally sort of covering the famous Occupy Wall Street protests now in their third week. We don't care, because why is anyone waiting for some old newspaper to publish the...

It Cannot Be Overstated How Excited Republicans Are That Bad Things Have Happened For America Today

Things are getting so out-of-hand that the forecasters at "Team Romney" are having to step in and act like adults: "There are cooler heads: Former Mitt Romney spokesman Kevin Madden passed along some entirely unheeded advice from another Republican...

Blagojevich Amuses His Neighbors

Here's some "street video" of our nation's own Gandhi/MLK, Rod Blagojevich, just chillin' with his homies, outside his home. He yells "Yes We Can" in Spanish! A child (fake) asks if Rod will play hoops with the kids this...

St. Paul Bravely Drops Charges Against Reporters At Republican Convention

During the weird hurricane prayer service/unveiling of Sarah Palin trade show in St. Paul a few weeks back -- which feels like exactly One Thousand Years ago -- there were also some street protests. And the "Minnesota Nice" armored...

Sean Hannity Becomes A Hundred-Millionaire!

That jabbering nitwit on Fox just signed a $100 million, five-year deal that will distribute his radio show through Citadel and Clear Channel networks. It's significantly less than Rush Limbaugh's recent $400 million, eight-year contract -- but still, nothing...

Colorado Candidate Jailed For Choking His Daughter

Jefferson County school board member and Colorado legislative candidate Vince Chowdhury just sort of "lost it" when his goddamned wife and daughter didn't open the garage door quickly enough when he was sitting in the driveway HONKING THE HORN,...