Tag: jack burkman

That Time A Dachshund Almost Got Murdered Because Two Morons Couldn’t Stop Fighting About Seth Rich

All dogs go to heaven. Their owners are another matter.

KA-FUCKIN-BOOM. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 21, 2018

Trump phones a friend, Cambridge Analytica has some explaining to do, and Illinois goes to the polls. Your morning news brief.

Hero Lobbyist Drafting Legislation To Protect Delicate NFL Showers From Scary Gays

Look at us going all sportsball! It's a new vertical synergized avenue of thought leader growth, mainly because there are many sports-related things that bring the funny and/or stupid. Today, we have lobbyist Jack Burkman floating a bill to...