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Donald Trump Threatens A Little Nuclear War At The UN. But So Presidentially!

Today, Donald Trump finally became president. For at least the morning.
God's financial analyst.

Televangelist Assholes Pretty Sure Manchester And London Asking For It, Like Common Godless Sluts

BREAKING NEWS Pat Robertson and Jim Bakker are disgusting assholes.

Sinister Glowy Orb Saps Trump’s Stamina, Leaves Poor Dear ‘Exhausted,’ ‘Weak,’ ‘Sad.’

Why is Donald Trump already tired on his Mideast trip? It's all that cognitive dissonance.

Some Terrorism And Assassinations Happened Yesterday

There are three Berlin massacres EVERY DAY in America -- but only if you count 'gun deaths' as 'deaths.'

Was This Man Orlando Mass Shooter Omar Mateen’s Gay Latino Lover? Maybe!

There's a lot of 'allegedly' in this story, but boy oh boy, if this is true.

Orlando Killer’s Dad Wishes Pulse Nightclub Wouldn’t Have Been So Cheap About Hiring Security

As gently as possible, may we suggest that it's probably time for him to STFU?

Orlando Shooter’s Wife Maybe Knew All His Murderous Plans, So That’s Just Great

And Disney World? They were scoping out Disney World? What is even going on here?

Sounds Like Orlando Gay Club Shooter Was Raging Closet Case. Bet You Didn’t See That Coming!

All of a sudden it's starting to make more sense.

Are The Orlando Gay Club Shootings About You, Or Should You STFU? A Wonksplainer

Good White Christian Americans need to step off and shut their yaps.
Sad Ann Coulter is sad

If Ann Coulter Has To Hear About The Jews One More Effing Time …

Our Ann is having a sad again.
Now here's a man who LOVES the Hispanics and their taco bowls

Donald Trump Was Just Screwin’ Around When He Called For Muslim Ban, Y’all

Now Donald Trump says his call for a ban on all Muslims was "just a suggestion."
Typical.

Republicans So Mad At Barack Obama For Saying Muslims Are Human Beings, As If!

There goes Barry Barack Hussein The Muslim Obama again, showing everybody what a Muslim-loving Muslim from Muslimistan he is! If you were born on a turnip truck five minutes from now, you probably don't know how Obama destroyed American...
Nah gonna happen.

Marco Rubio So Sad New Yorkers Can’t Shoot Each Other In The Face All The Time

Marco Rubio's sassy little boots have a point to make again, about guns, again. See, Donald Trump made a YOOOGE LOL this weekend when he said, "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and...
Derp.

Marco Rubio Was Locked And Loaded For Christmas, In Case ISIS Came Down The Chimney

In the hearts, minds and soiled panties of America's Republicans, ISIS is lurking around every single corner, down every alley, and having a cookout in every good Christian cul-de-sac in U.S. America. That is, when it's not having rough,...
Yeah, HE'S the idiot

Fox News: President Obama Again Proves He’s Out Of Touch By Stating Facts, Being Black

Important Fox News alert: President Obama is the worst! Again! What did he do this time? The usual: He opened his mouth, during an interview on NPR, and let words spill forth, and you know how he does that...