Tag: isis

Was Fake CENTCOM Spokesman Trump, Stephen Miller, Or Random Breitbart Commenter?

Hey, remember that time 'The Hill' got punked by a fake military spokesman? That shit never happened under Obama, did it?

France Looking For A Trump To Call Its Own. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 17, 2017

France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!

Oh God, Geraldo Just Wargasmed All Over Our TV Screen

AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! BOOM!

Donald Trump Shoves Bomb Up Cave’s Ass. North Korea Who What Now?

Slack-jawed ignorance and the nuclear codes: not a great combination.

Idiot Trump Kids Have Big League Thoughts About Bombing Syria, So Yooge And Tremendous

Ivanka was very sad about the itty bitty babies and Eric says this proves Trump has no bad connections with Russia. We don't believe them for some weird reason.

Florida Sheriff Goes Full ISIS. Never Go Full ISIS.

Endorsement from Maine Gov. Paul LePage on the way, we're sure.

Sarah Palin’s Experimental Jesus Poetry Is A Blessing Unto Us All

Sarah Palin's Vogon poetry -- you'll laugh, you'll cry, it will become a part of you.

Welcome To Your Shiny New War, America!

Airstrikes on Syria? What could possibly go wrong?
OK, maybe not a room at the State Department...

Sec Of State Tillerson Ditches NATO To Go Smoke Behind Gym With China And Putin

Trump too busy partying with China and Russia to hang out with NATO? Didn't see that coming.

Raise Your Hand If You Met With The Russian Ambassador! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 3, 2017

Every person Trump has ever met is swimming in golden doubloons stamped 'Russia.' Is that weird?

Tucker Carlson Proves President Bannon Hasn’t Beheaded Anybody (That We Know Of)

Heckuva job, dipshit. Also, it's your OPEN THREAD! :D

Jake Tapper Ain’t Havin’ NONE Of Kellyanne Conway’s Nonsense

BAD JOB AGAIN, KELLYANNE.

Trump Bans Immigration From Muslim Countries Without Trump Hotels

Here's an immigration policy that will finally provide an answer to the question, 'Why do they hate us?'
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

GOP Senators Totally Cool With Benghazi-Style Attacks Now, We Guess

It's cool if our embassies get attacked, as long as Hillary's not around.

Kellyanne Conway Explains Trump’s Nuclear Expansion Plan: Drown Our Enemies In Word Salad

Kellyanne Conway is supposed to be good at spin, but on Donald Trump's nuclear tweet, she mostly spins her wheels.

Obama Saves Alaska! Wonkagenda For Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief