Trump too busy partying with China and Russia to hang out with NATO? Didn't see that coming.
Every person Trump has ever met is swimming in golden doubloons stamped 'Russia.' Is that weird?
Heckuva job, dipshit. Also, it's your OPEN THREAD! :D
BAD JOB AGAIN, KELLYANNE.
Here's an immigration policy that will finally provide an answer to the question, 'Why do they hate us?'
It's cool if our embassies get attacked, as long as Hillary's not around.
Kellyanne Conway is supposed to be good at spin, but on Donald Trump's nuclear tweet, she mostly spins her wheels.
Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief
Colorado Rep. Gordon Klingenschmitt Says Gay People Are Throwing Christians Off Roofs (IT’S A METAPHOR)
Some people should not be trusted with figures of speech, lest they hurt themselves.
How Russia stole all our magic Internet points, A New DNC Challenger Appears, and why Tom Delay thinks Obama is racist. Your Daily News Brief!
The media's always misunderstood poor Ben Carson. Thanks to Donald Trump, he can keep on making no sense at all.
Breitbart Watch: Establishment Republicans Are Importing Somali Terrorists To Stab You! Be More Afraid!
Now we know who's really responsible for terrorism: Republicans who don't hate Muslims enough.
What would Kurt Vonnegut say about Donald Trump? He already said it.
THIS. IS. AMAZING.
What alternate reality is the Trump campaign living in?
SAY YOU DON'T WANT TO GAY-BANG VLADIMIR PUTIN, DONALD TRUMP. SAY IT!