Trump is exhausted in the Middle East, President Kushner is in trouble, and Ajit Pai wants to make right-wing t.v. free for all. Your morning news brief.
Robert Mueller get all up in Trump's business, Mike Flynn drops a felony in the Oval Office, and Roger Ailes died. Huh. Your morning news brief!
Hahahahahaha oh God, he literally is shitting on Israel. Is today's GOP cool with that?
Way to put country above party, asshole!
Are Republicans finally reaching their tipping point with Trump? LOLOL not really.
OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief!
This will probably be the last post of the night, unless Pence decides to 25A him before morning.
Hey, remember that time 'The Hill' got punked by a fake military spokesman? That shit never happened under Obama, did it?
France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!
AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! BOOM!
Slack-jawed ignorance and the nuclear codes: not a great combination.
Ivanka was very sad about the itty bitty babies and Eric says this proves Trump has no bad connections with Russia. We don't believe them for some weird reason.
Endorsement from Maine Gov. Paul LePage on the way, we're sure.
Sarah Palin's Vogon poetry -- you'll laugh, you'll cry, it will become a part of you.
Airstrikes on Syria? What could possibly go wrong?