Tag: isis

President Dipshit Sends Barcelona Thoughts, Prayers, Racist Email Forwards About Pigs’ Blood

Hey you guys, Trump's pig blood story is complete bullshit. Can you believe it?

Trump Nazi Sebastian Gorka’s Asshole Wife Murdered Funding For Ex-Nazi Therapy Group, Isn’t That Funny?

And people wonder why things like Charlottesville are happening.

Rex Tillerson Has Fun Sleepover With Murderous Philippines President, Like BFFs Do

He may be a mass killer, but at least he's not boastful about it. This week, anyway.

Oh Go Fuck Yourself, Glenn Greenwald

We're pretty sure Glenn Greenwald thinks the American 'Deep State' is worse than Pol Pot. YEAH BUDDY.

H.R. McMaster Fires NSC Staffer For Being Too Breitbarty Even For Trump Administration

Funny how these Breitbart loons keep turning up in the administration, huh?

Tillerson Won’t Use $80 Million To Fight ISIS Propaganda, Because Don’t Tell Him What To Do

Is 'counteracting terrorist propaganda and Russian disinformation' really where we want to try to save money?

Enter The Mooch. Wonkagenda For Monday, July 24, 2017

Prince Kushner has some words for the Senate, The Mooch really sucks up, and Bill O'Reilly wants to come back. Your morning news brief.

Would Someone Please Tell Donald Trump Why We’ve Been In Afghanistan For 17 Years?

Did you know the Russians were there, too? Wonder how that went.

Trump Jr. Forgot About His Russian Emails. Wonkagenda For Tues., July 11, 2017

Trump Jr. totally knew it was Russia, CruzCare could sink insurance markets, and Fox and Friends apologize for lying. Your morning news brief.

Hobby Lobby Has To Return All The Cool Bible Shit It Stoled From Iraq. UNFAIR!

Well, this story is very unfair to Jesus!

GOP Committee Votes YES On Barbara Lee Amendment To End All These Motherfucking Wars

Something happened in Congress that didn't suck at all!

TrumpCare Digs Its Own Grave. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 26, 2017

TrumpCare might get worse, Princess Ivanka tries to stay out of politics, and it's LOW-ENERGY week at Trump's White House. Your morning news brief!
How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?

Erick Erickson Decries Incivility, Says Mean Liberals Are Actual ISIS

Erick Erickson is back in over-reaction.

Maybe If Everyone Murdered Everyone We Wouldn’t Need Politics

This week is off to a terrible start.

‘Trump Not Under Investigation’ No Longer Operative. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 15, 2017

Trump's OFFICIALLY under official investigation, it's cool to hate Megyn Kelly again, and something is REALLY wrong in Jon Ossoff's election.

Are U.S. Troops Using Banned White Phosphorus? It’s Just A Tiny War Crime.

Trump heard we were using WP munitions and didn't have a problem with White Power.