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Alabama To Roy Moore: Buck Off. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 13, 2017

Roy Moore too gross for Alabama, Mike Cernovich just got caught, and Republicans want to start tax fuckery ASAP. Your morning news brief.
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut For Armistice Day, In Year One Of The Trump Era

"We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap." -- K.V.

John Kelly Submits To Dark Side. Wonkagenda for Wed., Nov. 1, 2017

Republicans delay the their crappy tax plan, Fox has a horrible Indictment Day, Congress is mad at Facebook. Your morning news brief.

Are You Tired Of Winning Yet? Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct. 18, 2017

Trump insults another Gold Star family, the GOP rips off an ACA band-aid, and Steve Mnuchin threatens the stock market. Your morning news brief.

The Odd Couple. Wonkagenda For Tues. Oct. 17, 2017

Trump and McConnell's dysfunctional marriage, Puerto Ricans still struggling to survive, and John McCain tells Steve Bannon to suck it. Your morning news brief!
Catch you with my death bag. Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song

Which Of These Las Vegas Shooting Conspiracy Theories Is Most Stupidest? Potato

The Truth is Out There. It certainly isn't in any of these conspiracy theories.

Alex Jones And Guest Yell At David Letterman For Thing David Letterman Didn’t Say About Las Vegas

Also, SNL is a 'psy-op.' The secret coded spy messages all run after 'Weekend Update,' when no one's watching.

Who’s Already Scream Shitting About Las Vegas? A Shitmouth Roundup!

Get ready for more of this sort of thing.
Also not especially transcendent

Wingnut Mom Has Been To The Mountaintop! It Is A Very Stupid Mountaintop.

Oh darn. Someone has figured out that Democrats are totally RACIST against Trump supporters.

Mean John Kelly Making White House Lame And Boring. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 1, 2017

Trump secretly calls Steve Bannon, David Clarke quits, and Lindsey Graham is still butthurt about HER EMAILS. Your morning news brief.

Actual Nazi/Breitbart Writer Fired From White House Job Of ‘Going On TV And Screaming About Muslims’

John Kelly tells White House's second-to-last Nazi to take a hike.

President Dipshit Sends Barcelona Thoughts, Prayers, Racist Email Forwards About Pigs’ Blood

Hey you guys, Trump's pig blood story is complete bullshit. Can you believe it?

Trump Nazi Sebastian Gorka’s Asshole Wife Murdered Funding For Ex-Nazi Therapy Group, Isn’t That Funny?

And people wonder why things like Charlottesville are happening.

Rex Tillerson Has Fun Sleepover With Murderous Philippines President, Like BFFs Do

He may be a mass killer, but at least he's not boastful about it. This week, anyway.

Oh Go Fuck Yourself, Glenn Greenwald

We're pretty sure Glenn Greenwald thinks the American 'Deep State' is worse than Pol Pot. YEAH BUDDY.