We are being punished for being BAD BOYS AND GIRLS when we took down all the Confederate Traitor Loser statues. Don't worry, we'll survive.
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Has this EVER happened before?
Whatever Pee Tape Russia Has On Donald Trump Must Be DISGUSTING. A VERY MAD Lesson On Recent Russian History!
Dimwitted Manchurian President STUPIDASS.
The Memo gets shredded, incumbent House Republicans running scared, and Illinois GOP embraces hate. Your morning news brief.
Republicans are about to shutdown the government (again), LA Times publisher is a big bag of dicks, and Fusion GPS told Congress Trump-Russia worse than we thought. Your morning news brief.
Stupid Trump tweets, Republicans don't know what to do, and the 2020 race begins. Your morning news brief.
Trump dumps the UN, Democrats gear up for 2018, and Ivanka's money laundering problem. Your morning news brief.
Roy Moore too gross for Alabama, Mike Cernovich just got caught, and Republicans want to start tax fuckery ASAP. Your morning news brief.
"We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap." -- K.V.
Republicans delay the their crappy tax plan, Fox has a horrible Indictment Day, Congress is mad at Facebook. Your morning news brief.
Trump insults another Gold Star family, the GOP rips off an ACA band-aid, and Steve Mnuchin threatens the stock market. Your morning news brief.
Trump and McConnell's dysfunctional marriage, Puerto Ricans still struggling to survive, and John McCain tells Steve Bannon to suck it. Your morning news brief!
The Truth is Out There. It certainly isn't in any of these conspiracy theories.
Also, SNL is a 'psy-op.' The secret coded spy messages all run after 'Weekend Update,' when no one's watching.