Hey, remember that time 'The Hill' got punked by a fake military spokesman? That shit never happened under Obama, did it?
France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!
AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! BOOM!
Slack-jawed ignorance and the nuclear codes: not a great combination.
Ivanka was very sad about the itty bitty babies and Eric says this proves Trump has no bad connections with Russia. We don't believe them for some weird reason.
Endorsement from Maine Gov. Paul LePage on the way, we're sure.
Sarah Palin's Vogon poetry -- you'll laugh, you'll cry, it will become a part of you.
Airstrikes on Syria? What could possibly go wrong?
Trump too busy partying with China and Russia to hang out with NATO? Didn't see that coming.
Every person Trump has ever met is swimming in golden doubloons stamped 'Russia.' Is that weird?
Heckuva job, dipshit. Also, it's your OPEN THREAD! :D
BAD JOB AGAIN, KELLYANNE.
Here's an immigration policy that will finally provide an answer to the question, 'Why do they hate us?'
It's cool if our embassies get attacked, as long as Hillary's not around.
Kellyanne Conway is supposed to be good at spin, but on Donald Trump's nuclear tweet, she mostly spins her wheels.
Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief