Tag: irony

Gateway Pundit’s Li’l Correspondent Gets High On Own Supply Of ‘Antifa Super Soldier’ Shit

Stupid? Or stupid like a thing that isn't so stupid, really?
Bernie is Da Champ

HuffPo ‘Experimental Journalism’ Thing Breaks Our Brain, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow!

We tackle an experiment in metamodern journalism about Bernie Sanders, and add some much needed Star Wars jokes.
A year is plenty of time to stop being poor.

Oklahoma Republicans Make Hilarious Joke About How Poors Are Gross Animals

It's tough to be a Republican these days if you don't have an overwhelming disdain for people who struggle to get by (often because they're held back by Republican policies, funny how that works). Because THOSE PEOPLE, right? Anyway,...
He IS Justice!

America’s Toughest Sheriff And Dumbest Lawyer Team Up To Sue Obama

In what promises to be a Very Important Legal Challenge to an out of control dictator, serial publicity whore Joe Arpaio, who'd rather play Border Patrol than enforce boring laws about robbery and sexual assault and stuff, has teamed...

Fox News Pundit-Actress Stacey Dash Thinks Kanye West Should Get Prison Raped, For Freedom

Stacey Dash is hip and young-(ish) and pretty and conservative and also knows who should get raped, and it is Kanye West. In a segment prefaced by blonde Fox bot Sandra Smith saying, "File this one under Just Stop...

Guy Who Co-Wrote ‘How to Survive the Running of the Bulls’ Attacked By Al Gore

There are some moments when you almost feel like a Supreme Being or karma or something like that might be possible, like when you read this lede in the New York Post: An American who co-wrote a book called “How...

Florida Rep. ‘Dane Eagle’ Arrested For Drunken Fratty 2 A.M. Taco Bell Run

Raise your hand if you have ever been to Taco Bell at 2 a.m., drunk. All of you, just like we thought. It’s kind of required if you read our mommy/warblog. Now raise your hand if you have ever...

McGruff The Crime Dog Likes To Get Hiiiiigh

According to CBS Houston, "McGruff The Crime Dog Actor Sentenced To 16 Years For Pot, Grenade Launcher." At first, we thought it was a Pot Grenade Launcher, which we hoped would be like one of those cool launchers they use...

Allen West Wishes Barack Obama Would Try Being More Black For A Change

Professional conservative victim Allen West took to Fox News yesterday to condemn the incredible insensitivity and unspeakable atrocity of a "despicable, demeaning, and disgusting" email by Florida congressman Alan Grayson that compared the Tea Party to the KKK. West,...

Science: Jerks Don’t Understand Sarcasm, Explaining 95 Percent Of Our Letters To The Editor

Everyone would like to think that the ability to get irony and sarcasm has something to do with being smart -- it just makes sense, after all, that picking up on the subtle cues that a statement isn't meant...

Deleted Comments Of The Week: A Slushpile Sampler

It's been a little while since our comments queue overflowed with good old fashioned vitriol, and as we've noted previously, we simply don't seem to get the kind of unhinged semiliterate rants that made us all feel like worthly...

Bryan Fischer Tries This ‘Sarcasm’ Thing, Suffers Only Minor Injuries

Oh, golly, kids, we think the SCOTUS decisions throwing out DOMA and Prop 8 may have actually broken poor Bryan Fischer. Just look at the sorry mess he threw up on the American Patriarchy Association's blog Thursday. See, he's...

GOP-Appointed Judges Strike Another Blow For States’ Rights! (And Gayness)

Suck it, Taxachusetts libs! Some federal appellate judges appointed by America's greatest presidents, Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush, just struck down a law signed by a Democrat president that puts the federal government's nose where it doesn't...

Solve Diabetes & the Environment By Playing Dodgeball For Charity In DC

Do you live in the Washington DC metro area and enjoy hipster irony such as "playing dodgeball," on your weekend, when you should really be at home meditating on the emptiness of your life? Well, by all means you...

Sarah Palin Tweets More Hieroglyphs

TERM HAS BEEN HIJACKED! But who hijacked term? "Feminist"? Possibly. Furthermore, how can a sound, such as a cackle, want something? How can a sound have expectations? How can a sound perform a crucifixion? These are the questions our...

Heartbreaking Bill Donohue Has Some TiVO To Catch Up On

Oh please look at the tragic press release for Bill Donohue's new-ish book, Secular Sabotage. Not one person—not a single graphic design intern, or PR guy, or someone at the publisher's office—had any objection to including this blurb. Chilling....