We think Jill Stein may have broken her own SAYING DUMB SHIT record!
Well, this story is very unfair to Jesus!
Trump's goes to Not America, CruzCare oozes forward, and Portland-area GOP wants to use militia men for security. Your morning news brief.
Something happened in Congress that didn't suck at all!
Russia invaded 39 state elections, Trump might fire the special prosecutor (already!), and Ivanka's paying slave wages. Your morning news brief!
Trump heard we were using WP munitions and didn't have a problem with White Power.
Donald Trump completes his hostile takeover of the GOP, Kansas goes to the polls, and President Bannon tells Breitbart to be nice to Jared. Your morning news brief!
We understand the impulse to send Jared Kushner far away.
This time for sure!
Every person Trump has ever met is swimming in golden doubloons stamped 'Russia.' Is that weird?
Trump reads to Congress, and Democrats threaten blue-dogs. Your morning news brief!
'This is resign-in-protest stuff,' says Rachel Maddow
Trump's cable news addiction causes more problems, the Russia connection deepens, and Republicans stand up for the press. Your morning news brief!
Turns out Kellyanne Conway 'misspeaks' about the Bowling Green Massacre a whole lot!
Reuters is planning to cover the Trump administration like it would any other banana republic. Why do we suddenly want to read Graham Greene novels?
Have you noticed that Trump's worst behavior happens between sundown Friday and sundown Saturday?