Tag: iraq

Jill Stein Steps On Own Dick For Two Solid Minutes, And It Is BREATHTAKING

We think Jill Stein may have broken her own SAYING DUMB SHIT record!

Hobby Lobby Has To Return All The Cool Bible Shit It Stoled From Iraq. UNFAIR!

Well, this story is very unfair to Jesus!

Donald Trump’s European Vacation. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 6, 2017

Trump's goes to Not America, CruzCare oozes forward, and Portland-area GOP wants to use militia men for security. Your morning news brief.

GOP Committee Votes YES On Barbara Lee Amendment To End All These Motherfucking Wars

Something happened in Congress that didn't suck at all!

Mueller? Mueller? Mueller? Mueller? Wonkagenda For Tues., June 13, 2017

Russia invaded 39 state elections, Trump might fire the special prosecutor (already!), and Ivanka's paying slave wages. Your morning news brief!

Are U.S. Troops Using Banned White Phosphorus? It’s Just A Tiny War Crime.

Trump heard we were using WP munitions and didn't have a problem with White Power.

Trump Just Winging It Bigly Now. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 11, 2017

Donald Trump completes his hostile takeover of the GOP, Kansas goes to the polls, and President Bannon tells Breitbart to be nice to Jared. Your morning news brief!

Jared Kushner Is In Iraq, Should Solve Middle East By Brunch On Thursday

We understand the impulse to send Jared Kushner far away.

Trump: No Muslim Ban, No Muslim Ban, YOU’RE A Muslim Ban!

This time for sure!

Raise Your Hand If You Met With The Russian Ambassador! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 3, 2017

Every person Trump has ever met is swimming in golden doubloons stamped 'Russia.' Is that weird?

Trump Demands Congressional Applause. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 1, 2017

Trump reads to Congress, and Democrats threaten blue-dogs. Your morning news brief!

Trump White House Asks Intelligence Agencies To Prove We Need Travel Ban. It Does Not Go Well

'This is resign-in-protest stuff,' says Rachel Maddow

Trump Fishing For Terrorists…In Sweden? Wonkagenda, Mon. Feb 20, 2017

Trump's cable news addiction causes more problems, the Russia connection deepens, and Republicans stand up for the press. Your morning news brief!

Kellyanne Conway Will Never Stop #NeverForgetting The Bowling Green Massacre

Turns out Kellyanne Conway 'misspeaks' about the Bowling Green Massacre a whole lot!
You furnish the intelligence report and I'll furnish the travel ban

Reuters To Cover Trump Like Any Other Tinpot Dictator

Reuters is planning to cover the Trump administration like it would any other banana republic. Why do we suddenly want to read Graham Greene novels?

President Bannon Cramming Sh*t Through While Ivanka And Jared Are Off Being Jewish

Have you noticed that Trump's worst behavior happens between sundown Friday and sundown Saturday?