Tag: internet

Dear Louise Mensch, Please Do Not Lawsplain To Preet Bharara

of all the lawyers in the world...

Who The Hell Is Sean Hannity’s New Fake-News Boyfriend ‘Kim Dotcom’?

Hey, who's this guy, you vaguely wondered. Well, there's a lot not to like! Plus an OPEN THREAD!

Congratulations, Anti-Vaxxers! You’ve Won A Shiny New Measles Outbreak In Minnesota!

Making children sick: It's all the rage!

TrumpCare Victory Lap Hits Traffic. Your Wonkagenda For Fri., May 5, 2017

Trump and the GOP have a circle jerk, Sebastian Gorka is mad at fake news, and Fox News is in trouble! Your morning news brief!

Jeff Sessions Can’t Pee Test Everyone In D.C. Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 20, 2017

Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!

James O’Keefe Wannabes Get So Many Felonies! Just Like James O’Keefe! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 29, 2017

Hillary went out last night to kick ass and wear leather; red states are beefing up Medicaid expansion now the black guy's gone; and Trump's hands too tiny and weak to throw out a sportsball 'first pitch,' whatever that might be. Your morning news!

Trump’s FCC Guy Just Killed Poors’ Obamanet. Don’t We Feel Safer Already?

Trump's FCC Commissioner working to ensure no internet for dirty poors, hits the ground running. Are we tired of winning yet?
Rejoice! For the dough is risen!

Even ‘Pizzagate’ Gunman Thinks Alex Jones Is LIL’ BIT CRAZY

He just wanted to save the kids!

Citizen Shoots Up DC Pizza Place To Investigate Hillary Clinton’s Child Sex Ring, As One Does.

Fake News begets real news, which begets fake news that real news is fake.

Yeah, There’s Still No Voter Fraud, Despite Your Idiot Facebook Friends

Who'd have guessed rampant paranoia would result in false rumors of voting fraud?

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, October 18, 2016

The Trumps talk about 'boy stuff,' Obama has a job interview, and Tim Kaine gives an entire speech in Not American!
"Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders."

Wonkagenda: September 30, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Wonkagenda: September 28th, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, September 13, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
"Dear Mr. Trump. We at the NFL urge you not to get in our way.' There, that should do it

Reddit Enthusiastically Fingerbangs Donald Trump, In His Bottom

Donald Trump doesn't have much experience being a political despot, yet.
Oh god, Wonkette's bringing out the kittens

Wingnuts Having Fine Freakout Over Nonexistent Knife-Wielding Syrian Gang Rapists In Idaho

Rightwing blogs went crazy with stories of a 'gang rape' by 'Syrian refugees' that turned out to be mostly paranoid rumor. So when authorities clarified what happened, obviously that was part of the cover-up, too.