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Goodbye Forever! Also: No More War, Please

Hello, friends! After nearly two years of writing weird stuff on the Internet, it's time for "Intern Riley" to "cut and run." Where are we going? Who knows! At any rate: Writing for Wonkette completely transformed our life, in...

INTERN RILEY GOES LEGIT: Look, he's writing for the esteemed Internet publication Matt Taibbi's Still So Mad At Goldman Sachs. His beat: college and whoring, two topics upon which he is a National Authority. Check it out!

SUNDAY SPECIAL: Stupid Pictures From Last Week’s Most Important Congressional Baseball Game Ever

You didn't think we'd forgotten the baseball post, did you? Never! Our full coverage of last week's annual Roll Call Congressional Baseball Game was always destined to come on Sunday, because Sunday is a day for watching baseball after...

Intern Riley’s Heart Broken At Congressional Baseball Game

We will post a thorough report later this evening of last night's Wonkette Field Trip to the annual Congressional Baseball Game, but until then, here's the story of how a little boy's heart was torn to shreds. All Intern...

SAY GOOD-BYE TO JULI & HELLO TO RILEY: Our beloved intern Juli Weiner has left us for new assignments, at both the New Yorker and N+1. Really. We hope to see her back again in Wonkette-land, eventually. But...